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Stephen

@dcsteve5
 Washington, DC
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Joined April 2008
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Mass Effect for all its accusations of being woke never lets you just tell someone you’re gay or lesbian either. Instead my Shepard came across as an asshole having to shut down Liara & Tali for two games before getting with Kaidan.
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ME1 bold for being like “look at all these SEXY ass aliens. Now your romance options are 2 humans and a blue lady.”
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I mean no shade (I took both Spanish and French) but I feel like Spanish should be mandatory in American schools and any other language should be an elective.
jack t 🍥 (@jacktla) profile picturejack t 🍥@jacktla20h
When my kids had to pick a language (French, Latin, Mandarin, Spanish) I encouraged them to choose Mandarin or Spanish. Guess what the nouveau riche Asian kids all chose? Lol.
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This 30 Rock ass concept
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A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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georgia:
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The strangest street name in each state
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Ngl if I ever became rich and famous I would also just ask if I could be in an episode for fun
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PROMO: Jalen Brunson plays a detective on the next episode of Law & Order: SVU #SVU #Knicks
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Eddie walking into Buck’s messy house like
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The gag is everyone tuning into US steams abroad are getting like… the New York feeds. Baby that’s like the *sanest* market we have. It’s way worse everywhere else.
poly (@buddienotess) profile picturepoly@buddienotessOct 30
these political ads are just fucking insane im assuming that you dont have strict laws for that?
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Telling my kids this was Zendaya in Dune. #BBUK
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TiNa ⭐️@ibytamesOct 29
AO3 IS DOWN AND I NEED IT TO WRITE MY SHOW. MY NAME IS TIM MINEAR AND I WORK ON 911 ON ABC.
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⚜️@queeniemonay_Oct 30
😭the man: #911onABC
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no shade get y’all asses to them polls tuesday
Ms. Koi if you nasty🕷️ (@Kori_NotCorey) profile pictureMs. Koi if you nasty🕷️@Kori_NotCoreyOct 29
You spent all summer voting for love island but you can’t vote in the midterms?!?! HUHHHHHHH?!?!
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Big Brother UK
@bbukOct 29
Tiffany has some words for Gemma Collins #BBUK
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WHAT #CelebrityTraitors
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FF7 Rev (temporarily) and then Witcher 4 & Cyberpunk 2
KOFI (@GoodGameKofi) profile pictureKOFI@GoodGameKofiOct 29
We can all agree GTA 6 is the most anticipated game in the world. But once it drops, what game takes that title?
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Maryland oomfs be sure to go vote today! It’s the last day of early voting for MD! 🇺🇸
Wes Moore (@iamwesmoore) profile pictureWes Moore
@iamwesmooreOct 29
Today is the LAST day to vote early in Maryland! Early voting ends at 8PM tonight. If you're in line when polls close, stay in line. You can still cast your ballot. Don’t wait until Election Day. Make your plan to get out and vote TODAY!
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Early voting almost over! DID Y’ALL FUCKING VOTE YET? Let me see them stickers 👀
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The issue with #RHOSLC is that the cast care too much about being on a Real Housewives franchise, instead of them just living their authentic lives Every episode is inauthentic gimmicks and premeditated shenanigans …It’s beginning to look like a a terrible elongated SNL skit
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Vive la France I guess?? 🇫🇷 🥖 🍷 🚬
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Zach (@zjfrank13) profile pictureZach@zjfrank13Oct 29
Australian oomfs who wants me
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“Am I supposed to understand you right now” fucking killed me omg
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@superTV247Oct 28
Philip’s downfall has been a long time coming but my god I didn’t expect it to ever be on the receiving end of Tiffany Pollard. Instant series highlight. I’m in tears #BBUK
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