morty

In an attempt to forcefully submit me to normgriod mind control @elonmusk suspended my account @deemorty. Mutuals plz follow me back😿

"youve always been my biggest inspo altogether ive always found u so cool and awesome" Idk what anyone could possibly use from me as inspiration but I’ll take it I guess. Thanks deemorty.straw.page

Just looking at my iron pills gives me that visceral reaction of when you drink cold medicine and it’s really annoying

There is a specific type of guy that makes a good husband, but they’re all now 30+ and fat. Which….is not extremely terrible but they’re also all married

"Are you a wisdom teeth haver?" No I’ve had mine removed deemorty.straw.page

When I read fics more often I’d be so freaking annoyed when October came around. Searching any character and the first thing that comes up is ghost face kinktober!?! Just kill me

"U ever get the urge to cut ur own flesh off of ur body or is that just me" Hmmm no not that I can recall deemorty.straw.page

It’s hard to figure out who I should follow back…..I followed back a few people who turned out to be annoying

Moids on twitter like anime, say foid, tell racist joke, and larp being some incel chud loser and genuinely think they’re not drones too lol.

It’s time to ponder what I did to deserve this desolate life. (The answer is nothing and it’s purely luck)

My heart hurts

I’m probably going to wake up to some really annoying larpers reposting and relating to that tweet tomorrow…but it’s fine..I guess

I should get lipo 360 when I go to japan next year…

All of these memes are extremely retarded and just bpd normies so heres my shitty one

I shouldn’t have work tomorrow…..I should be hanging out with a nice guy I like

I should make another one of these tweets