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every day it’s a different gay guy’s birthday. you respond to his story “happy bday babe!” and he says “thanks handsome!” then on your birthday that same gay guy responds to your story “happy bday handsome!” and you say “thanks babe!” and you repeat this until you both die

ok gay guy

fallin by alicia keys just came on … ring ring hello is this the office of the great american songbook

the size of his derrière is causing the back pocket to gape.

what the hell, sure

i need to take a shower if anyone cares

oops

i think merritt wever and i would be sisters