steeze retweeted
IT'S YOUR PERFUME.
I've seen this many times. A foreigner or in this case a black person goes to China or East Asia, and they are greeted with covered noses and mouths.
They think to themselves, I smell good, I applied perfume before leaving, why are they doing this? This must be racism.
Chinese and East Asians do not have body odor, ~95% of us carry a variant in the ABCC11 gene causing us to produce no smell after sweating.
You can't even find deodorants supermarkets in China, people just don't need it. So our sense of smell is not used to strong perfumes, and when you enter a confined space with your perfume, people literally find the smell stinging our noses.
steeze retweeted
Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.
List of things that never happened
Men are hilarious 😂 A man spent unsolicited money on me for almost a year trying to get between my legs. It didn’t work, so we became friends.
Now he keeps asking me to invest in his businesses or buy him things. Sir… are you trying to recoup your investment? 😭😂
I didn’t ask you to spend it in the first place. WHO BE FOOL?
No Nigerian footballer in the history of football has ever been in the Balon D’or top 10 except Victor Osimhen,
Also no Nigerian in the history of football has ever won a golden boot in Europe’s top flight league except Victor Osimhen. Greatest Nigerian footballer! 🐐
steeze retweeted
Enfaite etre un branleur dans les années 2000 devait etre chaud de fou. Tu devais partir acheter des livres X pour te branler dessus. Tout le magasin savait que t’etais un freaky ass nigga
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White race are superior, black prople are just too slow
Most valued currency = white
Richest country = white
Most powerful country = white
Richest man = white
Most powerful man = white
Whose flag is on the moon? = white
Language we all speak = white
Most inventors = white
Countries we migrate to = white
And these black retards are attacking me for saying white people are superior.
Why not prove me wrong?
Okay fair enough Man City are just gonna get a slap on the wrist then
Sheikh Mansour’s influence on Britain and Manchester extends well beyond football:
🏦 Helped rescue Barclays during the financial crisis
🏠 Thousands of new homes in Manchester
🏗️ Major regeneration across East Manchester
🎵 Helped bring the £365M Co-op Live arena to fruition
🏨 New hotels and commercial developments
👷 Thousands of jobs created
🏆 Bought City’s first FA Cup trophy and donated it to the National Football Museum
⚽ Turned Man City into a global football powerhouse
A legacy that reaches far beyond football.
When you are in the matrix, you are just a number
Uber driver this morning: mid-50s, former middle-management tech exec. laid off from Intuit five years ago.
Thousands of resumes later, he quit trying because it’s pointless when they can hire an H-1B for a fraction of the cost. Also ended up divorced after four kids & 25-year marriage. Not sure the DC types fully understand the simmering anger out there.