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Smash player/commentator, UNAG Facility Manager & SSBU team lead, Yhonzae Pierre enthusiast, niche internet microcelebrity. UNA ‘27, he/him. Priv: @deester_priv

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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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SWEATY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Potential nuclear war got me thinking about how I nuked the relationship 😔 how about we invoke the 25th and try again 👀
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“Todd x Callahan como se dice im tryna fuck yams or save your family”
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This tweet got Mike Norvell fired btw
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Cignetti using no timeouts in that end of game situation just for his dogshit special teams unit to hit a 60 yarder to send the game to OT (right after Minnesota had hit a 60 yarder to take the lead) What the fuck man
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Dressed up as my gameplay for halloween
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Les gens apolitiques quand la gauche gagne
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Turns out they scheduled me before I got sick and I just forgot to call out bc I’m a moron #goodbyejob
Got scheduled right after calling out sick and now I’m gonna get no call no showed
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Got scheduled right after calling out sick and now I’m gonna get no call no showed
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Do it anyways.
how it feels to vote blue in a deep red state
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i hate how much my coworker cares about our job holy shit dude relax
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Ain’t it kinda crazy how AL Smash has like four noteworthy Elijahs and none of them are black
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this game is fucking awesome
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Don’t doubt my ball knowledge part 1539
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UNAG | Deester retweeted
Movie Name: Cartman pretends to be a Deltarune Fan (2026)
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I’d rather get 3 stocked on Yoshi’s than have to look at the putrid neon green floor of Pokemon Stadium 2 one more time while my opponent empty hops in place 120 feet away At least I’m being approached We need more interaction in Ultimate The meta is so unbelievably stale
Hungrybox just got eliminated from Cashbox by a Mii Brawler who took him to Yoshi's at the VERY FIRST tournament after Hbox legalized the stage. I think he just realized why Yoshi's isn't normally legal. You couldn't have written it better if you tried.
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UNAG | Deester retweeted
Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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Here is (part) of Central Michigan head coach Matt Drinkall's quote in opposition to the proposed 24-team College Football Playoff:
Just got off the weekly press conference with Central Michigan head coach Matt Drinkall. We asked him about the proposed 24-team Playoff, and now we have about 10 minutes of quotes to transcribe. Hope to be able to share that soon.
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