Joey

I have little faith in dems to not do-nothing but I will drink twelve pabst “blue” ribbons midway through a six-day week just in case

Anxious to see how long it takes for my coworkers to start complaining about how much Biden/Kamala/Mexicans is charging for gas/food/rent again instead of jacking off about how nuking Iran will prove how weak China is once and for all

I was going to say this is almost as surprising as the Kansas results but then I realized how many of my coworkers would never consider voting for a woman

Finally finished the value size pepperoni, salami, and ham, time to decide which rice-based slop to eat for the next month or six

Probably the last weekday sunrise/sunset for three months, I’d buy some vitamin D but I need that $3 for two medium large sweet potatoes instead

Time to start checking thrift stores again. Not trying to break any more nice ones at work, those are my driving around waters. Kirkwood draws the short straw

I’ve known it’s been coming for months, I drop it 4-6 feet onto asphalt or concrete a couple times every day, but that was my favorite one 👎

Smoking on that coriander that turns your cilantro to Chinese parsley

Food? No thank you I’ll have same sandwich again

Nice

Not enough leftover for breakfast so had to carb it up

I had plans for Halloween but I don’t feel like staying up so I will be drowning out trick-or-treaters with probably BS&T so I can go to bed at 4:30PM

Me when it’s 2022 and hard drugs are legal tender (self-doxx)

Me personally I would do this to an entire 1991 Honda Accord EX sedan with a 156hp single-cam revving to just 7900 rpm

It’s still fuck the police but one of my four cop neighbors just started blowing out my sprinklers unprompted, I was not about to take care of that on top of paying the mortgage and utilities for a house I don’t own or necessarily prefer over living out of a hatchback

Carefully lifting a twelve-pound lasagna from the oven and a mirror I didn’t know existed exploded in the next room. I have to assume it just fell but I don’t understand how it could have divided that way

What a legacy. TNG after an extremely successful and decades-long Broadway career. Decades after that starring in one of the most successful comic book movie franchises ever. Not to mention voice-acting, Dune, Men in Tights, Excalibur, everything in between

Guy who for sure isn’t ten thousand times too toasted to finish making lasagna making a small snack:

50° at 5:30pm, might have to turn the heat on in the morning

I can’t tell if everyone who messages me on Instagram or the apps is deeply uninteresting or if I’m just completely unable to be interested in anyone more than 36” away from me