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denimjon

@denimjon
Joined June 2011
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It's perfectly OK that I've booked a meeting room at work for an imaginary meeting on Monday from 2-5 afternoon isn't it? #1-24 @NTT20Pod
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Has Rory Mcllroy put on a bit of weight? #usopen
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One week ago, not even a yellow card , the lack of consistency is amazing nitter.cf/bfcgpg/status/18807017…
Griffin Park Grapevine (Brentford FC) (@bfcgpg) profile pictureGriffin Park Grapevine (Brentford FC)
@bfcgpg18 Jan 2025
Not even a (second) yellow card for Nunes here. Neither was the jump into the crowd for his second goal. Odd that eh?
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Y’all! I can’t! I am dead! Best one that I’ve heard in a long time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I finished in last place in fantasy football, and tomorrow I have to do my punishment. I have to sit on a McDonalds for 24 hours unless I can eat my way out of it. Here’s the key I was given by a league mate for what I can eat to shorten my time ⬇️
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Icon wink!! #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors
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#AwfullyBritishWeirdFakeFacts Craig David's real name is David Craig but called himself Craig David as a tribute to his University lecturer of the same name, who took him for his first ever drink (on a Monday).
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Replying to @maxrushden
@maxrushden @bglendenning hi Max I know you like to use the word "joyous" a lot when discussing football, so I thought you'd appreciate this after the Liverpool victory if you haven't already seen it. nitter.cf/BrentfordFC/status/161…
Brentford FC (@BrentfordFC) profile pictureBrentford FC
@BrentfordFC2 Jan 2023
This Group. This Stadium. This Club 🥰
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Even features dad dancing in the background from our Stadium announcer, the legendary Peter Gilham.
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What a final. There were FOUR good chances to argue AFTER the 120th minute! Insane
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@botzarelli2 Jul 2021
1. If you want to build something good, lasting and meeting demand on brownfield land you need to plan for thorough decontamination and remediation of the site before starting the actual building works.
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A new @SkyBet Champ record! 31 goals for Ivan Toney this season. 👏👏 #EFL | #SkyBetChampionship
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#LOD Ending of LOD gave me these vibes big style #reservoirdogs
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#ruinagreatscene "Here's Johnny" "Yes I know, I saw you coming in on the security cameras, and ffs you've absolutely ruined that door. Do you know if B and Q is still open at this time"?
#ruinagreatscene "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. Carpe diem" "Are we going fishing or something Sir"?
NYC Prima Ballerina with Alzheimer’s listens to Swan Lake and it all comes back ✨ The most beautiful video you’ll see today! 🎵❤️🩰⠀ ⠀ Spaniard ballerina Marta C. Gonzalez Valencia 2019 - Swan Lake by Tchaikovsky @nycballet⠀ ⠀ #primaballerina #alzheimers #nycballet
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I am voting for @Beesotted in @The_FCAs for #BestPodcast
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MINDER - will never be beaten youtu.be/bNRkwNC9Ms4
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I found this extremely stressful, yet ultimately it was perfection by these two absolute dudes!
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