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The best way to talk to a girl: Talk to her like you normally would but make it look like you've never heard of spongebob Like you don't know who that is and didn't watch the cartoon So like if she says "he looks like squidward" just say something like "like who?"
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Never be afraid of violence Don’t allow urself to be violated ‘ITS NOT WORTH IT’ What you gonna do if someone cat calls ur wife? U just gonna walk away? MAXIMUM VIOLENCE, ALL OUT, no half hearted attack nigga, attack with all of your heart getting good at street fighting is 90% of what being a man is. Don’t be afraid of violence nigga
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Just made an account on Binance time to become a crypto guy
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If you get a girl Kinder Bueno Ice cream she’ll do unspeakable things I will too
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I was 7 once Now I'm 19 God blessed me
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France is just one huge GTA Online lobby rn Shoutout France though I think they stopped protesting schools and teachers like a month ago and now just doing whatever
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If a girl asked me for sum Canada goose chillwack I’d probably sue her
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River monsters are back Hell yeah
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The things we see at games... 😅 #UEL
Just when you think you've seen it all... 😅 #UCL
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Why the fuck family guy shorts disappeared here for me on X what the fuck am I supposed to eat breakfast to
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Max retweeted
if she wasn’t there for the http://localhost:3000, she won’t be there for the .com either
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If you have reasons to love someone, you don't love them Slavoj Žižek Applies to almost every area of life, by the way.
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ngl whoever is inside that @pudgypenguins suit deserves an immediate raise and a massive year-end bonus 🤣
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It's snowing It's october Already got the christmas spirit Boutta get drunk
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Just got myself a WeChat
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If I ever go to prison I’m tryna be like diddy there
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Just took a testosterone test but I forgot I drank heavily 10 hours ago
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if you read while playing music i’ll just assume your IQ is 75 or lower
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