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THIS WILL HURT THE ECOSYSTEM ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ~Marco Rubio shuts down questions over Indiaโ€™s handling of CJP protests, calling it an internal matter and taking a sharp dig at the credibility of โ€œUN experts.โ€
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Ye samasya hai re baba
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Manish Sisodia was Delhiโ€™s Education Minister despite being only 12th pass. Tum to rehne hee do
๐ƒ๐จ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ˆ๐ง๐๐ข๐š ๐๐ž๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐ž ๐š๐ง ๐ž๐๐ฎ๐œ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐๐Œ? ๐‚๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐›๐ž๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ!
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NOTA got more votes than him lol
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Connectivity is the backbone of a โ‚น1 trillion economy dream, and Yogi sarkar keeps building it. Developers are now being selected for four new link expressways: Farrukhabad, Agraโ€“Lucknow to Purvanchal, Jhansi and Jewar. Alongside, seven drinking-water and sewerage projects have been approved for Lucknow and Varanasi, while Prayagraj gets 845 residences for High Court officials (approx. โ‚น543 crore), an auditorium and a working women's hostel. Roads that link economies, pipes that serve households, buildings that serve institutions. #Janta_Ke_Yogi
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THIS IS NEW INDIA ๐Ÿ”ฅ
India has cut the cost of 137 life-saving cancer drugs by up to 90%. India's government ruled that people couldn't reasonably afford cancer treatment and forced pharmacies to drastically lower their prices.
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Aayein ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Jai Shree Ram ๐Ÿ˜˜
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China is planning pumped-storage capacity on a massive scale. Maharashtra wants to play in the same league. Devabhauโ€™s target: 1,00,000 MW Weโ€™re talking about an ambition that could put Maharashtra on the global energy map in a big way.
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This is how BJP does vote chori
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Rahul Gandhi ji bhooto ki baate karte hai ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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I am waiting for tomorrow to see the meltdown of many ๐Ÿ˜˜
Ekta Nagar is all set to welcome Hon'ble PM Shri @narendramodi Ji! โœจ Under the gaze of Sardar Saheb's mighty Statue of Unity, the land of unity is dressed in new splendour: a lush Rainforest with a 220-metre glass skywalk, the new Unity & Eco Trail, a majestic Shoolpaneshwar Narmada Ghat, and Ekta Prakash Parv glowing with over 1.5 crore LED lights. As the nation celebrates Rashtriya Ekta Diwas, Ekta Nagar stands ready to showcase the spirit of Ek Bharat, Shreshtha Bharat. #RashtriyaEktaDiwas2026 #SardarPatel151
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nobody shared this picture today to claim that the Mughals introduced Karva Chauth to India. Not the India Aurangzeb dreamed of. What a pity ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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One more self goal by Congress IT cell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Woh bhi kya din the! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Love Him Or Hate Him; But You Can't Ignore Him. He is not competing any State or CM; the son of Maharashtra is taking China head on. Remember the name... Devendra SaritaGangadharao Fadnavis.
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THIS IS BRUTAL ๐Ÿ”ฅ EVM se haare, ballot se haare ab Pappu Gandhi kele ke patto par chunaav karwayega ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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THIS IS ABSOLUTE CINEMA ๐Ÿ”ฅ @pradip103 cooked him raw on live tv ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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โ€œAny application developed in Biharโ€™s interest will be implementedโ€ CM Samrat Choudharyโ€™s message at the launch of the Special Application Adoption Workshop reflects Biharโ€™s push to adopt useful, homegrown digital solutions.
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Dombivliโ€™s transformation reflects the Mahayuti governmentโ€™s focus on better connectivity and bigger opportunities. Under the leadership of Eknath Shinde and the efforts of MP Dr. Shrikant Shinde, development is taking shape on the ground.
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When Congress is in power ๐Ÿคก
Karnataka cabinet approves โ‚น8/litre hike in Nandini milk prices, pushing rates from โ‚น46 to โ‚น54; โ‚น7 of the increase will go to farmers and โ‚น1 to the Milk Federation. #Karnataka #NandiniMilk #MilkPriceHike #KarnatakaCabinet #KMF @anjalipandey06 @nagarjund
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Pimple Yadav ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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