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XVX. Long Island. 33.

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Joined April 2009
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I just threw this on
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I am judging you hard if you go to a public restroom and don’t wash your hands idc if you’re no handing at the urinal wash your fucking hands
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Oh man I cant wait till we get to start renaming stuff
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Please
every ford f-150 is going to be melted down into a maglev
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I am barely functioning at the moment
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Idk when Trump got Covid I’d say that was one of the best days over the Queen
best days to have been on twitter 1. september 10, 2025 2. 🆕 november 3, 2026 3. september 8, 2022
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Another overnight, another Ghost Grape
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55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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Thanks man I will :)
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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sharia law is on the ballot and I am voting YES to impose it nationwide #ElectionDay
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Texas after turning blue
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A second tree has landed on Greg Abbott
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TEXAS YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.
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Matt retweeted
greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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When dems win they gonna put the kirk shooting on 70MM imax
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UPDATE: Woke 2.0 is BACK
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