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Morton, PA
Joined May 2009
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Replying to @halloweenmovie
@halloweenmovie I came here to tell you how truly terrible this movie is. I believe this might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Movies like this make me think about tin hat conspiracy theories on Hollywood movie money around, because holy shit this movie stinks
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No really. This is terrible. I sent that first tweet before I finished the movie, which is unfair. But I was right, truly a dog shit movie. I watched this on @netflix but I’d still like my money back
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AJ Lee and CM Punk as Jill Valentine and Leon Kennedy for Halloween this year.
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he’s literally the Eastern Conference Player of the Week 😎
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Finished Wolverine…... The Game isn’t PERFECT But I don’t understand the Hate….Definitely going back for the Platnium. Final Rating - 8/10
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For every one of theses there’s a 82-6 game
This is on coaching 💯
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I’m glad we have linear games again. Not everything needs to be open world
Two of the most epic linear games ever Both are action packed and have good pacing
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A Delco Cinematic Universe on HBO What a time to be alive
‘TASK’ and ‘MARE OF EASTTOWN’ are officially becoming part of the same universe. Julianne Nicholson will reprise her ‘Mare of Easttown’ role in ‘TASK’ Season 2. (Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news/tas…)
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Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch
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Happy birthday Mel Brooks — and thanks for the laughs! ‘Blazing Saddles’ director turning 100 trib.al/BW5FpLV
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Flyers! Holy shit what a stressful OT and I had nothing on it
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I love the Rock, I do. But it’s very clearly Bautista 1, but… John Cena is not as far behind him as you’d think. 👀 And then there’s the Rock
Dave Bautista was named the best wrestler-turned-actor, according to The Hollywood Reporter #1 — Dave Bautista #2 — Dwayne Johnson #3 — John Cena
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jack shephard embodies the most profound character arc in tv history: a man of science shattered by failure, transformed into a man of faith through suffering, sacrifice and love. he begins by needing to fix everything & ends by saving everyone, not by control, but by letting go.
the people’s prince… THE GREATEST MALE CHARACTER EVER WRITTEN I’M SERIOUSLY GONNA CRY ALL OVER AGAIN
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I’d like to participate in someone’s “drinks are on me!” at a bar sometime.
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Wrestlemania, best god damn day of the year
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Alexander Ovechkin scores goal 8️⃣9️⃣5️⃣ to pass Wayne Gretzky and become the NHL's all-time leading goal scorer! 🙌 (📼: @NHL)
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NO. 894 FOR ALEX OVECHKIN, TYING WAYNE GRETKZY'S ALL-TIME NHL GOAL SCORING RECORD‼️ HE IS ONE GOAL AWAY FROM BECOMING THE ALL-TIME LEADER 🤯
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Alan Ritchson says 'you wouldn't even have to pay me' to play Batman in the DCU 🦇 (via @WIRED)
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Back in the day Ice Cube yelled at me a few times but I’m still a really big fan
Has a celebrity ever been rude to you??
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