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My favourite thing about last night was Hayley being impressed about our synchronised choreo Girl I’ve studied you for years I was WELL PRACTISED 💅🏻

Deeply, miserably unhappy 🤩

With hindsight, I realise that no man has legit given a fuck for me since 2016 how fuckin depressing is that

Man I’d be so hot if I was a man it’s so fckn easy to dress in workwear n have big hands

Not even tryna be depressing or dramatic but, for real - has anyone else ever realised they’re gonna be alone forever, like legitimately? And what now lol I’m a certified lover girl who is also classified as intolerable to 90% of other people ✌🏻

Yep I kinda wanna call my mum today. Haven’t had that moment until now but I guess 11 months after is the sweet spot. So crazy to think she was coming home, happy from a cruise this time last year, no signs at all that anything was wrong

Spending more time in Salisbury once more makes me realise how much more suited I am to big cities - why do you lot dilly dally so much

I found a red pvc bodysuit that fits and I still have no fuckin Halloween plans don’t piss me off

How people live their lives so fuckin obliviously is fascinating to me. Just walking around genuinely incapable of new perspective or retrospect, or consideration outside their own blinkers it’s maddd

I’m soooo tired I cannot carry anyone I cannot chip away at my sanity to educate everyone elseee pls

I do care about feminism I promise but also I’d like to wear a nice dress n make an all trimmings deli sandwich for him yknow 🫠💀

People clutching their pearls as though football has been the picture of innocence up until now 🤦🏻‍♀️there’s real evil in the world for you to pay attention to and you should know by now that there’s no ethical billionaires. Wake up, this is what football is: corrupt, greedy, a game

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The ‘beautiful game’ was commodified years ago. City’s ‘smug’ attitude is the reality check others lack. You’re outraged while City laugh at the absurdity. The ‘sham’ of it all existed before MCFC. And we’ve all supported it for years. But well done to those only just noticing 👏🏻

Grown men with pink faces bitching and moaning over city players and fans smiling in reaction to a football score but call people who care about human rights snowflakes

City is just an embodiment of Oasis at this point like yeh we were dicks but you lot all know there’s no show better so wind ya neck in and let us entertain u 🩵🐝