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Mademoiselle

@dfwcate

Turns out I'm actually 5"0🥳😭 Lover and leaver Artsy Bites

 Kiambu, Kenya
Joined September 2023
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@Sufuritano7h
Simbi Musanze market closed, fingers crossed! 🤞🤞
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@Sufuritano9h
I am currently consulting with my boss, Mr. Moola. It looks like we may offer a bonus for the last gambler standing.
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Fabius Mulongo
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David Ndii ameniita "poor student". 😂
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travis@_travisin1Oct 29
Kuna siku nilipeleka dem out tukatumia my hard earned money 5k hapo gerden city. Kufika jioni dem anasema anataka kuenda home nikamwambia si ilikuwa tuende kwangu akasema si leo labda tupage another day hapo nikajua nimeoshwa ata nguvu ikaisha kwa magoti. Akaniambia twende unifik
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@SufuritanoOct 29
Sifuritano is for moola 💰 Ochwang' is for moolaya 🍑 Never confuse the two 👑 💦
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RUAKA FINEST🔥@Ruakafine10h
OOMFs ana release hii iPhone 13 128GB at 33,500/= Any one?
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@Sufuritano23h
Juzi nilikuja Ke nikaambia Ruto a-subsidize fuel na auze mbolea elfu kumi. Kwani mkulima aki-buy fertilizer kumi @ 70K - once a year atakufa?
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RUAKA FINEST🔥@Ruakafine15h
Ukizoea kuchat na mtu kiasi anamistake na unampenda?
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MrBlack™ (@KE_MrBlack) profile pictureMrBlack™
@KE_MrBlackOct 28
Men, drop the screenshots. Girls simping in your DMs😂
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Mzae alikuwa ananipigia story eti ungemkumbusha Moi main point(s) katikati ya speech ungekatiwa shamba hiyo siku, hiyo area. Karibu speaker aseme - huyo wa "lock" akatiwe shamba.😆
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ROY@roy_ke__12h
This is where jealous started
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Tich abich
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ROY@roy_ke__14h
How can I grow upto 6ft, help me
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Mademoiselle (@dfwcate) profile pictureMademoiselle@dfwcateOct 29
Replying to @roy_ke__
Hivo ndo mguu yako itatoshana ama utachange?
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Ndûkìhana thakwe
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Mademoiselle (@dfwcate) profile pictureMademoiselle@dfwcateOct 29
Can't believe I'm more hairy than this girl🙆🏾‍♀️😂😂💔💔💔💔
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Toofaπ🐬🐬@Quaser34Oct 29
Replying to @dfwcate
@dfwcate Kaza hizo games nne zimebaki 😎lazima nikupeleke Glee
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Darry@showtyme_keOct 29
Kuna lofts maridadi sana hapo CBD. I was even shocked
Mademoiselle (@dfwcate) profile pictureMademoiselle@dfwcateOct 29
So niulize, CBD Hizo buildings zote ni commercial hakuna residentials kabisa kabisa??
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Siwezi imagine vile pale high school class teacher alikua akinifanya niandike apology letter every other time alafu pia church niandike 😂😂😂😂😂
Cynthia (@CynthiaMeg_2023) profile pictureCynthia@CynthiaMeg_2023Oct 29
I need your help guys. Sunday vile tulitoka church,wengine walienda home na wengine tukaingia Mahali kukunywa kahawa juu ilikua majioni. Saa hii naona wenye wote tulikua hapo tumetolewa kwa group ya youths, tukaambiwa tuandike apology letter ndo Sunday twende church. Wueh
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RUAKA FINEST🔥@RuakafineOct 29
Umejaribu Kirinyaga road?
Mademoiselle (@dfwcate) profile pictureMademoiselle@dfwcateOct 29
So niulize, CBD Hizo buildings zote ni commercial hakuna residentials kabisa kabisa??
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Read more on zoning with relation to urban planning.
Mademoiselle (@dfwcate) profile pictureMademoiselle@dfwcateOct 29
So niulize, CBD Hizo buildings zote ni commercial hakuna residentials kabisa kabisa??
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Mademoiselle (@dfwcate) profile pictureMademoiselle@dfwcateOct 29
So niulize, CBD Hizo buildings zote ni commercial hakuna residentials kabisa kabisa??
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