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🍃✞︎@dfwtemiiiOct 29

Got cracked by a 300lvl Mass com student in my first two weeks on campus brr 😂😂

@Raphangelo24Oct 29

Is it possible for someone to not have sex their whole stay in uni

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Joshua 🖤🦅@pixeljosh_usdtNov 3

Nobody stingy reach who just bounce back 😂😭

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New taker@Roadconstructi8Nov 3

Look at your condition now. If na woman you be, you no go do hook-up? 😂

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🍃✞︎@dfwtemiiiNov 3

The amount of money I've made in my head is crazzy, touching it is next

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𓃵TÔLLÛ 𓃵

If all the “AMEN” wey I don type today turn to money, I for don balance financially 😭

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@m_oluwatimiNov 1

Nah last time wey I go go church this year be this

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New taker@Roadconstructi8Nov 1

Una go dey use “🧢” or “💙” confuse person say una get blue tick. Ori yin gbale abi? 😒

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@oluwxtosinNov 1

the day you start to dey press woman money because you wan make she like you nah the day your life go begin dey spoil.

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🍃✞︎@dfwtemiiiOct 31

Why the fuck is THERAPIST spelt like that????

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🍃✞︎@dfwtemiiiOct 31

Mid 2024 I dated a someone, she was a first daughter btw, this babe made my life miserable..she would scold me like a child at any given opportunity without..even in public. Omo na once I ghost am block her on all socials, me wey be egbon back home go dey fear anytime I dey.....

@ImmannmyOct 31

Bro to bro: Avoid first daughter from Poor homes.

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@Ibrahimliving0Oct 31

If your girlfriend is short and dark-skinned, she's currently on kitchen duty at my neighbour's place. 😂

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𝓕𝓮𝔂𝓲 🌸🧸

@feyiincapetownOct 31

Favour on my head Increase in my hand Speed on my feet Happy new month 🎉🥳

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𝓕𝓮𝔂𝓲 🌸🧸

@feyiincapetownOct 31

Grace is expensive. May we never run out of it.

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@JEJEvssaOct 31

Omo repercussion eleyii yato oooo

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🍃✞︎@dfwtemiiiOct 31

Abeg shift

𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫

@abazwhyllzzOct 31

Everything we missed out in 10 months we are taking all this November 🙏🏻❤️

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Faithie 🤍🌸@youdeservezurumOct 31

Dem wan use it’ll be fine kill me. 😪

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@David99529531Oct 31

Organic mutuals are waiting to connect with you

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@therealjasperrOct 31

Genuinely asking, how did october treat you?

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🍃✞︎@dfwtemiiiOct 31

Mid 2024 I dated a someone, she was a first daughter btw, this babe made my life miserable..she would scold me like a child at any given opportunity without..even in public. Omo na once I ghost am block her on all socials, me wey be egbon back home go dey fear anytime I dey.....

@ImmannmyOct 31

Bro to bro: Avoid first daughter from Poor homes.

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🍃✞︎@dfwtemiiiOct 31

Spider man: Go home

@ishowspeedsuiOct 31

hey, im miles morales 🕸️🕷️

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ᗰ@_maiiii1Oct 31

Ouuu shiii….2nd frame looks tasty asf🤤

@ishowspeedsuiOct 31

hey, im miles morales 🕸️🕷️

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