Long term followers will know that my Christmas decorations have long been stored in the shower.
Well after six years, Christmas is moving out and has a new home. 🎄
I wonder why…
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Someone should invent an app with a widget that says what’s the current McFlurry options are without having to go into the McDonald’s menu each time.
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I’m told if you bury a sausage the night before your wedding you’ll have a dry day.
These rumours are always vague about the specifics aren’t they? Like what sort of sausage? Will a Richmond do? How deep do I have to bury it? 🤷🏻♂️
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Hello! I’m getting married next week, so that’s nice isn’t it?
How has everyone else been over here? It’s been a while…
Tomorrow is like the real 1st of January isn’t it? The day the diet starts, work goes back to normal and cheese is no longer acceptable to eat for breakfast.
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What does one do with Carol Singers these days? I just kinda stood there and bopped along with the tune. 🤷🏻♂️🎶🎄
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We’re off on our hollibobs today… but what sort of holiday are we going on this time? 🫣🤫
10%Beach ⛱️
17%Skiing ⛷️
43%Cruise 🛳️
30%City 🌇
60 votes • Final resultsImagine campaigning for months and months and it ends up being for nothing because you lose the election.
It’s like revising a really difficult topic for an exam and it never coming up.
#USElection
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When you come home to these on the table. Is @Garinlloyd_ trying to tell me something…?
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Came across this today. My HOME MADE Superman outfit from when I was a kid. Wonder if I can still squeeze into it…
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