@dhr194

This is my bio. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Joined August 2022
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The closest Dominos to the Pentagon is reporting very high traffic. Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon, is reporting low traffic. As of 5:25pm ET
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Your dedication to the detection and highlighting of minor errors on social media is inspirational to everyone. Thank you for your service.
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Replying to @elonmusk
Shitposting hasn't had this much reach since Martin Luther nailed his theses to the church door.
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Last night in Chicago, the Smashing Pumpkins brought out Greg Brady to sing “It’s a Sunshine Day” while Flavor Flav head-banged from the audience. This may be the most Gen X thing ever assembled on one stage.
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Times like these are what outlaw country was invented for youtu.be/Hq3WbSy3iuQ
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Only because of our hardworking mitochondrial immigrants, who do the work that the native glycolysis pathway won't do, bigot.
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Replying to @CaptKirkJamesT
🤖 Made with AI
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European Countries: "Why would you throw away $300 Million in equipment to save one pilot?" America:
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Your tireless efforts to draw attention to minor errors on social media posts are much appreciated. Thank you for your service.
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Replying to @lowcortisol
She's known for a viral clip describing her enthusiastic fellatio technique. How exactly is this "selling out?" Like, her pure art form has been commercialized?
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Replying to @redsteeze
Iran is going to handle this loss better than Canada, and I don’t think I’m exaggerating
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The only reason I ever click on a celeb's name in the trending section is to see if they died.
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Celebrating 1/6 with caroling on the steps of the capital, as is tradition. Merry 1/6 to you and yours.
Democrats are currently holding a J6 candlelight vigil… and Chuck Schumer is leading them in singing “God Bless America”
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If the majority didn’t ask for it, and evidence shows it’s causing harm... how did it manage to embed itself so deeply in the first place? Is this really progress, or something else entirely?
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🧵🧵DOGE - A Lawyer’s Perspective on the @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Policy Centerpiece I inherently do not trust the media so I decided to look into DOGE myself and see what is under the hood. Initially I was quite concerned about the legality of a “new agency” created by executive order but that - just like everything else - is a lie put out by the mainstream. The order is here and the thread is below: @VigilantFox
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I just rewatched Good Will Hunting, and when the following played I realized the left isn't like this anymore- Anti-war, anti-imperialism, anti-security state. They've embraced all of it. It's bizarre to me have they've done a 180 on all of it. youtu.be/mJHvSp9AKYg
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