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My friends, you bow to no one

Baltimore, MD
Joined September 2012
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let’s put greg abbott in here
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Greg Abbott
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el chalupacabra retweeted
This has to be a top 5 worst day as a Ravens fan I can remember over the last decade.
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el chalupacabra retweeted
"Lamar Jackson got hurt on his first snap against the Bills and could be out for the rest of the seas..." You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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el chalupacabra retweeted
happy October the 24th to all who celebrate
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its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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el chalupacabra retweeted
The money for nothing rogue one edit just makes me want to run through a wall probably the best SW edit of all time
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el chalupacabra retweeted
Do you think Fallout 5 is taking so long because Todd Howard can't find any more songs from the 50s that mention atom bombs
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before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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'Fallout: New Vegas' released 16 years ago today
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one second from every episode of mad men
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You’re*
They warned me not to engage with you. But your a retarded woman with low IQ
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Omg the bananas won
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el chalupacabra retweeted
mf that's Attack on Titan
i need an anime written entirely from the villain’s point of view… except you don’t realize they’re the villain until towards the ending
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"Oh let's see who's at the bott-"
Ranking Marvel Male Characters by Their Looks
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