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Joined June 2013
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First time having a brand show up in my replies and getting to move them into hidden, just a heavenly feeling
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First time having a post ‘breach containment’ and the strangest thing is having quotes on it, people sort of forking off their own impressions/ideas from it Like when I hit ‘post’ my jokey joke sort of ceases to be mine, it belongs to everybody to do what they want with it
Whoever invented iced water was a genius. I’d like some water please. Yeah lemme get some future water in there too
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There are a couple people framing my words as if a character from their fandom said it. I have no idea who that is or what it says about me, but it’s cool. It’s like I made a tiny shitty toy, and now everyone gets a turn squishing it or throwing it or putting it in their mouth
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To an extent, I’ve always like technically understood that this is what happens online all the time, but being on the other end of it exactly once really made me feel it, and it’s a little amazing and frightening all at once
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Whoever invented iced water was a genius. I’d like some water please. Yeah lemme get some future water in there too
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Disproportionate number of women liking this, be warned I am currently very vulnerable and also rather tolerable under certain lighting
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The hamburglar’s judge just declared a mistrial
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I am approaching the stage of grief known as “posting thru it”
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The worst day of my life is coming up pretty soon
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It was today
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Seeing a clip of myself getting killed pop up on the TL
love Uncle Dane, I don't think they've EVER correctly predicted the trajectory of a game correctly
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I received an interview follow-up email from a recruiter that was meant for a college kid with the same first and last name as me. I found him on LinkedIn and offered to forward it to him. He promptly replied to my forward instead of the recruiter. It’s up to fate now
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Guy who’s 30 but still edits big ass emojis over the beer in his hand on instagram posts
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One of my favorites because I have no idea what his plan even was here.
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Grandmother hugged me at the end of her visit and said “you’re a very annoying person” #watdatmean
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I earnestly think sports fans are the demographic most pleased with scarfing down ai garbage. Remarkably little discernment across the board
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The PS3 messaging system was so funny, it was just emails with slurs in them
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You received a message from xXSLAYERXx Subject: fuck you
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the father that stepped up
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