First time having a brand show up in my replies and getting to move them into hidden, just a heavenly feeling
First time having a post ‘breach containment’ and the strangest thing is having quotes on it, people sort of forking off their own impressions/ideas from it
Like when I hit ‘post’ my jokey joke sort of ceases to be mine, it belongs to everybody to do what they want with it
There are a couple people framing my words as if a character from their fandom said it. I have no idea who that is or what it says about me, but it’s cool.
It’s like I made a tiny shitty toy, and now everyone gets a turn squishing it or throwing it or putting it in their mouth
Whoever invented iced water was a genius. I’d like some water please. Yeah lemme get some future water in there too
I received an interview follow-up email from a recruiter that was meant for a college kid with the same first and last name as me. I found him on LinkedIn and offered to forward it to him. He promptly replied to my forward instead of the recruiter. It’s up to fate now
Grandmother hugged me at the end of her visit and said “you’re a very annoying person” #watdatmean
I earnestly think sports fans are the demographic most pleased with scarfing down ai garbage. Remarkably little discernment across the board










