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Jon

@distantignition

He/Him

 Dallas, TX
Joined December 2011
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Seems the World goes batshit crazy, every few decades. Just long enough to forget the last time the World went batshit crazy.
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Still Too Early To Tell If Pulling Chain Turned Overhead Fan Off trib.al/SJtMbH3
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Please do not call this a health care bill. This is a disgrace.
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Trump at Coast Guard Commencement: "No politician in history…has been treated worse or more unfairly"
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Good night Keep going They will change the rules on you They will be chutes lurking after ladders Life's not fair YOU keep going
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Sometimes, when my baby cries, I become worried that it will wake up my baby because I am no longer bound by human logic and reason.
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Woman Knows To Stay Away From Certain Parts Of Own Psyche At Night trib.al/sP7Pk7O
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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Replying to @ALT_uscis @seanhannity
@ALT_uscis @seanhannity
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Fender Releases New Hybrid Gas-Electric Guitar trib.al/QANGROa
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Indonesian villagers' search for missing man ends when they slice open belly of 23-foot long python. apne.ws/2nxnaPA
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A batch of strange radio bursts might come from alien spaceships, researchers say econ.st/2n1PKrt
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London's mayor says he's “been doing far more important things" than responding to Donald Trump Jr.'s tweet nyti.ms/2mYjAwL
Donald Trump Jr. Criticizes London Mayor After Deadly Attack (Published 2017)

Donald Trump Jr. Criticizes London Mayor After Deadly Attack (Published 2017)

Mr. Trump, the son of the president, referenced on Twitter an out-of-context quote by London’s mayor, Sadiq Khan, from September.

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Muhammad Ali Jr. says he was again detained at airport, this time on way to testify about earlier detention. apne.ws/2m9T7Lz
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I have never heard of him before.
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FLASHBACK: @seanspicer in Dec. says Trump WH won't ban specific media outlets. "That's what makes a democracy a democracy vs a dictatorship"
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The one thing this administration has actually accomplished is getting all of us acutely aware of every aspect of government.
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If he does, we will sue. nitter.cf/vicenews/status/827272…
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Will Trump sign a "religious freedom" executive order that some fear would legalize LGBTQ discrimination?
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Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl trib.al/ZE9JYRY
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Five people killed after gunmen opened fire in a Quebec City mosque during evening prayers mobile.reuters.com/article/i…
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