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napulitana, trans woman, poet, disabled queer astrologer. co-host of cosmic chat w/ @shawtyastrology

she/her • 24 • BLM
Joined November 2019
NOVEMBER TIMES ARE LIVE Y’ALL 🥳 and this month i’m excited to announce a brand new package is available to book !! THE RETROGRADE RECAP 💫 a service where i’ll read your transits and use a 20-card spread to divine what YOU NEED TO HEAR for retrograde szn — 5 SPOTS OPEN ‼️
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MORE MAJOR DEVELOPMENTS IN THE GAMING INDUSTRY JUST LIKE I WAS SAYING
“The scroll offered only a shimmer, a veil thinly lifted to my eyes. A future lost. A victory undone. Sands of time scattered by fate.” Yazar, Moth Priest to High Queen Iradne of Hammerfell (4E 206)
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shaking my breasts to me, myself, and i by beyoncé #womanhood
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lol mars getting closer to its conjunction with jupiter (truth) and we’re figuring out more truths about mars and the absolutely violent conditions it houses as a planetary object
NEW - NASA’s Mars rover, Perseverance, finds that Martian dust is smaller and more dangerous than previously thought, with the ultrafine particles able to stick to spacesuit materials, be carried into living areas, and bypass the human blood-brain barrier.
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the reason that fire is associated so heavily with energy is because HEAT CAPACITY is the primary metric we use to measure an object’s ability to store energy !! even though fire itself isn’t energy, it PRODUCES a lot of it
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*tinkerbell has entered the chat* 🧚✨
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Y’ALL BETTER BRING OUT THAT CINNAMON
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why bees and other small creatures like birds and squirrels are ruled by mercury because they exhibit so much playfulness 🥰
Researchers gave bumblebees a straight route to food but some wandered off it to push tiny balls around instead. One bee did it 117 times.
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honestly fave pic of my beat last night
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at the annual transylvanian convention
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i see you shiver with antici………..pation
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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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Y’ALL ARE SO CLOSE TO FIGURING OUT PROFECTION YEARS OH MY GOD
reminds me of this post
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...and if i said blind boxes are another way to normalize gambling
why is everything blind boxes now, what if i just want a specific guy
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god as a bharani placement it’s really me and my pussy versus the world….
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being in martial arts for so many years as a child helped me realize that mars is about MOMENTUM the vision you have in your mind to strike someone at specific points of their body, to grapple them, etc. mars converts all of that thought into ACTION this is why we say people with weak marses struggle with momentum; they can lose motivation easily whenever things get difficult. but this is also why they can be very begrudging people — they hold in the anger and have all these violent thoughts, but rarely convert it into action or expression
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omg it’s actually the WILDEST sensation because your brain doesn’t even have enough time to process what has happened to you i remember when i was like ten i was in MMA classes and we were practicing momentum techniques and my sparring partner (who was a belt above me) literally GRABS MY ARM as i go to strike him, and FLIPS ME OVER HIS SHOULDER while holding me by the ANKLE as my nose was an inch above the ground i remember how stunned i was in the moment that he had manipulated my entire body weight like that (i was very short when i was younger) — it was the coolest thing ever, but not as cool when you’re in a real fight !!
I have never been “ragdolled” before. That has to be the worst feeling physically,emotionally, mentally…Jesus
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This hoe said I fucked everybody …. Everybody did I fuck yall ?????
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i’m gonna pirate the harry potter series but in like a sexy kafkaesque antiestablishmentarian way because i’m gonna headcanon every character as trans and bisexual somehow
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