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“the intersection of political humor, taylor swift, and sports”. always searching for the best boba.🌸💫

Joined February 2013
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Taylor Swift posted about the first night of the Democrat Debate this week and not the second, so from this we can assume she is supporting @ewarren for President. In this essay I will-
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truly did not see jenna and val going home and while im sad for jenna, thank GOD val is gone #DWTS
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the botox jumpscare of celebrities you haven't seen in a while is horrifying. maren morris looks more like selena gomez than she does herself
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Democrats not showing up for the Hegseth impeachment vote is a giant warning sign. Forget Republicans - did Democrats and their leaders watch the election results last week?
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This "being American and playing in Canada is hard" narrative is one of the most bizarre things that has come out of the NHL in the last little while. Doesn't seem to impact the around 50 other Americans that currently play for Canadian teams.
Hellebuyck: "I'd be lying to you if I said my life hasn't changed since the Olympics, because it has in a very big way. But when you look at the border issues … is there some difficulties with being American playing in Canada? Definitely."
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warren with a plan, fork found in kitchen, pope is catholic, etc etc
You bet I have a plan for that.
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starting to get “the week before Biden dropped out” vibes around Schumer, mashallah
Sen. Warnock declines to back Schumer for leader, saying: "I think we're at an inflection point in our country. Voters are demanding that we stand up and fight for them; and so any member of my caucus that feels like they should lead in this moment, I look forward to hearing their case."
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let the games begin!!!!!
The Democratic Party needs a new and bold direction. I will not support Chuck Schumer’s reelection as Democratic leader.
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imagine thinking saying genocide is why abdul el sayed "underperformed" and not the money dumped by PAC's into that race against him spreading islamophobia
Yikes — ex Obama state dept official @JoelMartinRubin got booed at #CrookedCon for claiming @AbdulElSayed & @TroyJackson207 underperformed because they used the word “genocide”, and nobody really cared about Gaza 🤔
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Van Hollen: 
“We have two members in that room, newly elected senators, who would not be there if Schumer and the DSCC had had their way. [They] sided with the crypto industry and AIPAC against these candidates, and my strong view is only under very, very rare exceptions should the DSCC be weighing in.”
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EW is a noted boba consumer boba caucus hive ride
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need someone not on this list to come out of nowhere because this cannot be the best the dem party has to offer
Ok about time for an update on this, with subjective categories: All but certain: 🔵 Andy Beshear 🔵 Cory Booker 🔵 Pete Buttigieg 🔵 Rahm Emanuel 🔵 Ro Khanna 🔵 Gavin Newsom 🔵 JB Pritzker 🔵 Josh Shapiro Seems pretty likely: 🔵 Mark Kelly 🔵 Wes Moore Clearly considering: 🔵 Ruben Gallego 🔵 Kamala Harris 🔵 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 🔵 Elissa Slotkin 🔵 Chris Van Hollen 🔵 Raphael Warnock Says they’re not considering running but no one really believes them: 🔵 Jon Ossoff Wouldn’t be surprised, and get well soon: 🔵 Chris Murphy Haven’t closed the door, but unlikely: 🔵 Gretchen Whitmer People will speculate that they will run but it’s very difficult to imagine they will turn around and run a national campaign after being Senator or Governor for only like 3-6 months, everyone settle down: 🔵 Abdul El-Sayed 🔵 Rob Sand 🔵 James Talarico Potential lefty choice if AOC doesn’t run: 🔵 Shawn Fain 🔵 Sara Nelson 🔵 Jimmy Williams Potential celebrity vanity run: 🔵 Don Lemon 🔵 Jasmine Crockett Resist Lib fantasy: 🔵 Jon Stewart
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He was so thirsty for a 51-49 senate so he could go on Fox News every single day and tease out switching sides but they won so many seats that no one gaf
Fetterman is not in a talkative mood today He stayed silent when asked repeatedly about the election results and the Iran war
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Sherrod Brown attending freshman orientation
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this is the kind of thoughtfulness that feels impossible to find in people, let alone those who are in congress
And another leadership race handout per person familiar - Rep. McBride, who’s running for DPCC, gave all incoming freshmen a goodie bag with orientation essentials including advil and ZBiotics, along with a note including the locations of all single stall bathrooms on the Hill
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a class of representatives who are going to be posting through what it's like to be in congress. i can't wait
It is far too rare a thing to send a working person to the halls of power, so I’m bringing all of you back home in Montana along for the ride ✊
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scott nodding along to john's dad cut to diana's horrified face when he starts speaking
Chaos erupts at the Love Is Blind reunion 👀 Now on Netflix
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i thought we had escaped him but no he showed up in ep1 and the reunion just to say the worst things imaginable
I’m not gonna spoil the new season of Love is Blind Boston, but prepare to be repulsed every time Scott opens his mouth #loveisblind
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prepone is my favorite word and we should be using it more
There are a bunch of useful things I've picked up from Indian English: "Prepone" as the opposite of postpone (just makes sense and is a hole in the language otherwise.) "Sleep" as an inceptive rather than durative verb. ("I will sleep at 10" rather than "I will go to bed at 10")
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*used to modern bollywood doesn't know how to create unique songs they just remix old classics
india knows how to do party songs
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Let me try and explain: a Krispy Kreme uses water to make doughnuts which can be eaten and coffee which can be drunken. The workers wash their hands so the food is sanitary and the customers use the bathroom. In a data center, all that water is wasted with no treats.
Another unexpected comparison: one of our data centers uses about as much water in a year as a single Krispy Kreme store. Not the whole chain. One store.
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