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Sociologist, Mom, Viewer of Really Awful Reality TV. Latest book, “True Story: What Reality TV Says about Us" @FSGbooks

Princeton, NJ
Joined October 2009
Never thought I'd have a book reviewed in the @nytimes! All the sweeter, as a sociologist, to see the reviewer praising my "exhaustively researched chapters" and "wry eye and ear for the key role that status plays in these confabulations." @fsgbooks nytimes.com/2022/02/12/books…
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There are important critiques to be made about the evils of technology, but I do appreciate that I can ask "What is the 'hateration holleration' song?" and have it playing on my Alexa in 10 seconds.
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Find someone who holds onto you as tightly as ScholarOne Manuscripts holds on to my forgotten username and password.
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So glad I can finally participate in the time-honored tradition of staying up late to help my kid with a family tree project for school because she just told me about it now! 🌳
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Recipe prep times should include the amount of time it takes you to go to the store and buy all of that crap. I will not be accepting rebuttals.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year! I'm VERY excited about the slate of final presentations for my "Sex & Gender in Reality TV" class.
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Today I asked my Princeton students if DJ Bob still comes to the eating clubs, and they looked at me uncomprehendingly, with no idea who that was. Then I shriveled up into a ball of ash. @Princeton
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Happy "WTF Do I Even Wear?" season in NJ to all who celebrate!
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Me: "Good night. I love you!" 4-year-old: "Mom?" Me, snuggling close: "What is it, sweetie?" 4-year-old: "A 'Poop Car Wash' is when a bird poops on your car, so you take it to the car wash, but then a bird poops on your car again." 🤷‍♀️😂🦜🚗💩
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11-year-old: "I volunteered to bring in cider for one of my clubs this week." Me: "Which club?" 11-year-old: "I forget." Me: "Um, okay, what day do you need it?" 11-year-old: "I'm not sure..." Me: "Umm..." 11-year-old: "It'll work out. Trust the process!" 😂😭🤷‍♀️
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It was a pleasure speaking to the folks on the Mental Health Supra Omnia podcast (including my childhood friend Erika Kawamura!) about America's obsession with reality TV. open.spotify.com/episode/11r…
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The cool thing about having a mom is that you can count on her to send you a photo of a clipping of an article about sewage commissioner drama in a town where you have not lived for 27 years.
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4-year-old: "Mom, can you get the F out?" Me: "Excuse me???" 4-year-old: "Can you get the F out? I want you to get the F out!" Me: "WHAT?!... Oh."
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Things you find yourself hollering at your kids: "I said 'Get your PJs on,' not, 'Put the lizard in a costume'!"
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How come my toddler turns into Elton from Clueless every night at bedtime? "I need another glass of water." "My foot hurts." "I can't find my Cranberries CD. I have to go to the quad before somebody snags it."
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Me: Okay, it's time to turn off the TV and brush your teeth. 4-year-old: You're hurting my feelings right now. 🤷‍♀️🤔
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I've been interviewed a few times in my career, but having a production crew in my house today was definitely a first! 😬
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Cool to see my students' Real Housewives taglines make it onto the @Princeton social media feed!
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