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DJ MRT

@DJMRT

I press buttons and stuff. @come2gether.events @flexfmuk @allbarone & @EpsomRacecourse - listen again -flexfm.co.uk/podcast/mrt/

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Joined February 2009
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This service is bullshit and @MayorofLondon best response is to KILL the service further by pedestrianising the busiest part. FUCKING DO YOUR JOB.
DJ MRT (@DJMRT) profile pictureDJ MRT@DJMRTOct 29
Replying to @TfL
@TfL explain to me how the 164 has been “due now” at Wimbledon station for nearly an hour, with 8 buses passing by “not in service”
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“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.” You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.
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Well it’s official- @uk_dhl might be the worst delivery company ever… How can something that was meant to be delivered to one of YOUR SERVICE POINTS still be being bounced everywhere BUT?!
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What do you reckon @DHLGlobal @dhlexpressuk
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This is what @McDonalds calls 2 medium fries…
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So @TfL - you’re telling me now that there is no 413 service to get me and my One leg (plus crutches) home despite the fact this is the normal time?
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Did @mrjamesob just spend 20 mins talking about a tree?
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Signal is down AGAIN. @O2 i have been with you for years but i think its time to switch @VodafoneUK what you saying?
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18.3.2 is SHIT. @Apple @AppleSupport
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For a town that seems intent on cornering the British fast food market, I’m surprised by the amount of @McDonalds venues that are just SHUT. No promos, not burgers, just Closed.
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Right. I have a friend who is about to turn 60, but I am just now finding out that they not only are completely unaware of Optimus Prime, but completely unaware of the TRANSFORMERS. Do I disown this man immediately? Answers please?!
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@LBC15 Aug 2024
'There is no difference between black or white...' Caller De'qeon and @Sacha_Lord agree that nightclubs are 'one of the only places where people from all walks of life are there'. @AliMirajUK
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Pretty in pink!! Love love love all of these fabulous fuchsia fits 💕🌸🎀 #fanregram Featuring: @silversecondhand @comawatts @djmrt @_lexybee
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Shit heard at a bar: Question: how drunk were you? Answer: well… I was sick over his mum. Welcome to Sutton ladies and gents. – at Sutton, London
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Love a sea of Glowsticks in #Ibiza ….who remembers this tune?
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I fell for @ThreeUK marketing and bought into their home broadband. I mean it was good for a week but I guess that’s why it was free for 3 months eh @ThreeUKSupport ? No service since 3am Wednesday 13th September, no humans to talk to on the phone and no option for home broadband – at Sutton, London
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The most punchable 🥊 face in the world with the world worst advert. And it’s a scam that entices children into gambling. Shame on @AppStore for hosting these on the store (there’s loads)
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Still feeling this summer banger from @FerreckDawn & @JenaAsciutto1? 🔥 Listen to 'Better' now: defected.lnk.to/DFTD676D 🎧
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And let’s be honest, it was done when it came out 8 years ago. Yes you read that right. EIGHT YEARS AGO. – at Sutton, London
DJ MRT (@DJMRT) profile pictureDJ MRT@DJMRT18 Jun 2023
Makeba is done now. Fuck off with your shit oooooweeeee videos.
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Makeba is done now. Fuck off with your shit oooooweeeee videos. – at Sutton, London
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