final slime slapper || 25 || forever doomed 🧡

United States
Joined March 2024
Replying to @AmazingPhil
Took my son to church on Halloween and this was the nun that greeted us. Now he won’t stop adding “ussy” to the end of words and he said he will only come back to church if sister Daniel is there 😢😔 I just want my good Christian son back 🤧
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If anyone wants to know what it’s like to be next in the m&g line
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What song was playing when you met Dan/phil?
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I wonder if they’ll make jokes like this again in Hardphord
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Is the hard launch tour just going to be a reenactment of the timeline of their relationship because they can actually do that now and it wouldn’t be completely insane
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Wild night in my brain apparently
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Yall don’t even know I was the final slime slapper of tit
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Can proudly say I’ve swallowed sister Daniel’s bath water
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If I won the golden pig I’d bring him to my therapy office. Imagine talking about your childhood trauma with the pig in the room
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Time for the age old question again before hard launch begins
13%TATINOF
8%II
19%WAD
61%TIT
438 votes • Final results
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I wish biscoff was a more common flavor in the US
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They’re laughing at us for thinking we could get m&g this tour
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Unless it’s the last day of the tour and they start giving everything away
ALSO: do not take home props from the show that gets thrown like for example a boxing glove
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I may not have gotten m&g today but at least I’ve still got these iconic photos from Reykjatit
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If anyone is going to hard launch Hartford lmk and I’ll start a gc!!
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Can agree! Even if the MySpace angle gets blurry
number one m&g tip is let dan and phil take your bereal because it’ll give you two photos in one go
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What are ticket prices like?
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How are none of the people who got vip for tit getting vip for hard launch? Are there really that many new fans?
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This guy has been trying to slide into my DMs since 2024….what do you think he wants…..
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What do post hard launch phannies know about truth bombs
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