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23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he/him 5'10 Biology major, geology minor Big fan of Petra Parker and Spiderwoman! I have a love-hate relationship with twitterdotcom

Joined June 2020
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How about I fucking kill you?
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boyfriend and I had a “special interests day” where I got to visit a raptor conservatory and he got to ride a steam train and we both wore cloaks and it was arguably the best date ever
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y’all sexualized the word mommy so much my kids gonna have to call me uncle grandpa
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Ask me about my coyote! #wilerunner #wileroadㅤㅤ
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This is a really cool protest. Go to your local county councils or your city boards and when the issue of data centers comes up play the sound of a data center near you so that nothing can get done.
Kentucky city official doesn't like the sound of data center that resident presents to him...
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You don’t wanna miss this Halloween 🎃
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If being hot was a sport, I'd be banned for being transgender
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gay guys: mhm mhm let me not forget to put my I Voted sticker on my cock and post a picture of it
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Quando eu clico em “confirmar pagamento” e eles pegam meu dinheiro
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Step bro help! My leg is stuck on the wall 🤭
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I FELL OFF MY BED AND HIT MY HEAD REALLY HARD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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transitioning saved my life, crazy what can change in just 6 years…
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PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!
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If you're a liberal and you look like this it's your DUTY to keep doing this exact bit
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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i don’t usually do the muscle trends (i’m so washed) but this one was too cute 🩷 anyway here’s a few tests from when i was playing with the lighting
hope i did it right 🫶🏼
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do the bunny hop
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when my mom had our two doggies laying on her so i put my head on her too and she said "hey all my puppies are laying on me now!!" it felt like this
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hello everypony
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