In November 2020, Kazakhstani bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko married a s*x doll named Margo in front of dozens of wedding guests. Months later, he divorced her, after admitting he had “cheated” on her with a supermarket chicken. Tolochko had spent around 18 months publicly treating Margo as his partner before dressing her in a white wedding gown, placing a ring on her finger and sharing their first dance. Then, just before Christmas, Margo broke and had to be sent away for repairs. While she was gone, Tolochko later claimed he became se*ually involved with a “strange object” and a supermarket chicken. By March 2021, Margo was out of the picture. Tolochko introduced a new “wife” named Lola. She had a woman’s head attached to the body of a giant chicken. Tolochko, who identifies as pansexual, later said he was still open to dating an actual person. There was just one condition: They would have to accept his dolls too.

9-to-5 workers are now smoking weed before leaving for work

Fun fact: It's NOT possible for the earth to be flat because if it was, capitalism would have exploited it by now. The “ends of the earth” would be tourist destinations with theme parks and hotels and a damn swing set that would let you swing over the edge.

With Hurricane Isaias hitting before tonight's Alabama-Georgia game, Alabama's SubAir system will be tested. Alabama installed the system beneath its football field as part of a multi-million-dollar renovation project. Fourteen wireless underground sensors monitor conditions like moisture, temperature, and oxygen. The system then pulls moisture out through a drainage system when the field gets too wet. The company that installed the system says it can do an hour's worth of drainage in about three minutes. The system also has built-in temperature controls with an underground heating system, allowing Alabama to heat up the field when it gets cold. This is the same system used at Augusta National, and it paid off when Alabama received half an inch of rain before its 2023 home opener. The SubAir system automatically kicked on, and in just 17 minutes, the moisture level dropped from 25% to 16% — the exact level Alabama likes to play all its football games at. Pretty cool!

You think he wanted that?