
Pygmalion but English/Thai Aphrodite is walking the halls... 28yo drawfag with an imaginary gf. Banner by @DlulStuff COMMS RESUMING (I AM HEALING)
The Glade of Impossible Dreams
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Replying to @sean_gause
she doesn't need to know how to read to be barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen so I forgive her
*good-natured chuckle*
You honour us wiv vis gift of smack barm, but I fought vhe recipe of pey wet was a secret known only to my people. You 'ave studied our ways...
*leans in closer*
Vhey say that in Wigan, it's as good as gravy...
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she loves dinosaurs. and third world countries.
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"you know what i'd really like?"
"tell me"
"a campaign"
"...we can do a campaign"
"a real campaign, no west marches, no morally gray villain bullshit"
"i'll make you a very good traditional campaign. traveling through the forest, kill a dragon, get loot and everything"
Ma often sends me these new age spiritual self-help law of attraction manifestation videos, but she's recently figured out the meta to get me to actually watch them: pretty blonde woman with blue eyes saying new age spiritual self-help law of attraction manifestation things. Woah
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Go and kiss your big bro so we can take a picture
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///SINCE HOMUNCULI KEEP GETTING PUT ON MATERNITY LEAVE
///WE'VE PATTERNED THESE ONES FOR EMPLOYEE USE ONLY
///PLEASE USE M3B MODELS INSTEAD
///DO THEM RAW AND YOU'LL BE FINE
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I dreamt I was at a gathering of some kind. I was moving like a hunter, a predator. There was some delicious prey about. I was in my element, manoeuvring, building trust, looking for weakness. At the end, I got one alone. He wore white and light lime-green. Short shorts...




















