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Buccaneers beat Atlanta 16-0 without completing a pass. They are the first NFL team since the 1974 Buffalo Bills to win a game without completing a pass.
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The two best defenses in the NFL 1. Vikings 2. Vikings opponent that week
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New: Haley Steven’s official staff including her longtime chief are resigning from her office this morning, per spox.
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New: Statement from Haley Stevens’ chief of staff Justin German confirms many of her team have resigned & they back Abdul El-Sayed for #MISen “We are shocked and heartbroken by Congresswoman Stevens’ decision to support Mike Rogers.”
New: Haley Steven’s official staff including her longtime chief are resigning from her office this morning, per spox.
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After all of these years, it has finally been found! Fans of Jurassic Park, I humbly present to you, the animated Pitch Trailers for the canceled Jurassic Park Animated Show! More info coming soon!
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GOP candidate Lisa Demuth says she would end Minnesota’s universal school meals program. More: bringmethenews.com/minnesota…
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Guys. Stop “correcting” me. I’m kidding about him commenting at Lambgoat, metalsucks, Metal Injection, Invisible Oranges, or any of the like. I can also say w/ confidence that he’s not Sgt D. My point stands. Plz don’t ruin his life with your fickle mob hagiography. Thanks!
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As far as game-winning sports plays go, it can't get crazier than what happened in Whitesboro, New York on Friday night (via chelanvanno, philly_j_vans_ / IG)
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Pretty crazy stat here: In their 38 year history of being a franchise, the Minnesota Timberwolves are undefeated in NBA Cup games when Terrence Shannon Jr. makes a right-handed layup.
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The only two NFL teams that have yet to score 10+ offensive touchdowns this season: The 0-6 #Chargers The 6-0 #Vikings
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A St Louis woman has caught a recording breaking fish in British Columbia. It's an 11 ft. 4 in. white sturgeon. It's officially the largest freshwater fish ever caught by a female angler at 1,200 pounds. The fish was tagged and released. Hear Katharine Eckert tell The Chris & Amy show all about this wild experience!
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Coworkers complained my very easy Halloween trivia was too hard
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I have an agent who’s single purpose is to wake me up with something fun every morning today it sent me this A+
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The most wonderful thing that has occurred due to Patrick Stewart’s passing are the truly heartwarming, beautiful and laugh out loud stories that have come out about him, not just from stars but from day to day people who chanced upon him. This is one of my favourites.
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Yeaaaaaa Jonathan Taylor is definitely going to the Vikings, @NFLFrascella Taylor posted this photo of him diving into the Minnesota endzone on Instagram. Oh, and Isaiah Rodgers commented with this...
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This is exactly how you effectively low ball. Never make it about the property or item the person is selling. Always make it about how you can’t afford to pay more but wish you could.
Dammit, I lowballed a guy (for the meme) and I think I have to buy the truck...
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Dude's name is Tom Hoyle, and he also took the time to educate a security guard on the history of Florida death metal 🖤 thehandbasket.co/p/tom-hoyle…
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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This is possibly the reason the White House stopped posting the transcripts of Trump's remarks. If you read them, you realize very quickly that he is out of his mind.
Here’s another clip of a woman reading Trump’s words verbatim from a recent rally in Mississippi that puts a giant magnifying glass over how gone he is cognitively and unfit he is for office.
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This is some brutally truthful Trump bashing logic. THIS is who we need to send to interview people at Trump rallies. Yes, we can feel superior laughing at The Daily Show mocking Trump supporters, but guys like this interviewing them might actually change their minds or perspectives on Trump and MAGA.
"I got a check in the mail 2 days ago from President Trump for $500."
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