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The Douchebaggette Life

@douchebaggette

WE HAVE TO GO BAAAAACCCK!!! #SixSeasonsAndAMovie

 #WeinerTower 5/12/2014
Joined November 2009
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Replying to @EvaBebetina @billyeichner @Sethrogen
I'm disappointed there isn't already an edit that's just 3 Beyoncés #PLEASE
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zellie@zellieimaniOct 15
This is actually quite accurate
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We are all workers
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Andrew Lokenauth
@FluentInFinanceSep 15
Never seen $10 gas before? You’re about to.
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiSep 15
JUST IN: US oil executives say the 'great fuel crisis' is here, warning spare supply is "almost exhausted"
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzSep 13
They are burying the lede about his belief that if an animal is large then its milk has larger molecules which cause you to become full faster
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@nypostSep 13
Ringo Starr has eaten the same sandwich for decades - and it only has 2 ingredients trib.al/Zzjvn2f
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AIPAC Tracker
@TrackAIPACSep 14
Robert Kraft, owner of Gillette Stadium, rallied stadium owners across the country to force Ed Sheeran to drop Macklemore from his tour because he said "Free Palestine". Kraft's company, Kraft Group LLC, has donated $3 million to AIPAC's United Democracy Project super PAC.
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Mark Ruffalo
@MarkRuffaloSep 14
Another reason to shut down Data Centers. The new wave of “forever chemicals” they will unleash. The UN has just reported that the elimination of Forever Chemicals from the world is a human right. theguardian.com/environment/…
‘Tidal wave’ of Pfas being launched to satisfy AI industry, campaigners warn

‘Tidal wave’ of Pfas being launched to satisfy AI industry, campaigners warn

Big manufacturers planning to produce more of the forever chemicals to meet demand from datacentres

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Donna🌹💙🐈‍⬛ 🌊@DonnarroseSep 12
One of my favorite photos: my neighbor photographed his cat longingly looking out across our fire scapes at my cat
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Olena Rohoza
@OlenaRohozaAug 29
FOX News: Dozens of ships bound for “Lake America” have piled up at the entrance to the Welland Canal. Canada is refusing to grant them permission to proceed. Ships that list “Lake Ontario” in their documents are passing through the canal without obstruction.
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Гуго Карлович ™ (@JoN_TM) profile pictureГуго Карлович ™
@JoN_TMAug 29
FOXnews: Десятки судов, следовавших в Американское озеро, столпились у входа в Уэлландский канал. Канада им не даёт разрешение плыть. Корабли, указавшие в документах озеро Онтарио, проходят по каналу беспрепятственно.
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No claims of ships bound for "Lake America" being blocked at the Welland Canal appear in any FOX News reporting or official records. The referenced name change is a US federal proposal with no effect on Canadian canal operations or shipping. greatlakes-seaway.com/en/news-and-in… reuters.com/world/us/trump… wellandtribune.ca/business/niaga…
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I hope that everyone knows that Peter Cullen is as much of a beloved queer icon as Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, especially with how much Optimus Prime has impacted our community. ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨ We love you right back, Peter. Rest in peace. 🫶🏽 #tillallareone #petercullen
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BenDavid Grabinski@bdgrabinskiAug 27
This rules. Oral history of COYOTE VS ACME.
The Ringer (@ringer) profile pictureThe Ringer@ringerAug 27
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Read Alan's full oral history of the making of the movie here: theringer.com/2026/08/27/mov…
Keep Chasing That Bird: The Oral History of ‘Coyote vs. Acme’

Keep Chasing That Bird: The Oral History of ‘Coyote vs. Acme’

The ‘Looney Tunes’ movie is finally hitting theaters after its controversial shelving three years ago—this is the story of how it got out from under the anvil

theringer.com
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skooks
@skooookumAug 27
Awesome email I just got. Would love to discuss with the Still Unemployed community today
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ADHD Memes
@ADHDForRealAug 26
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Carrie Coon@carriecoonAug 26
Tracks.
John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) profile pictureJohn Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsangAug 26
The GOP healthcare plan is finally announced, and it appears to be "work yourself to death before your kids can grow up."
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Henry Winkler
@hwinkler4realAug 26
Fun fact
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsAug 25
2022: Dolly Parton donates $1 million to fund pediatric infectious disease research 2025: Donald Trump cuts $12 million in grants for pediatric medical research
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grace spelman@GraceSpelmanAug 25
we need a popstar named Shart or something
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matt bernstein@mattxivAug 24
reposting hannah’s words because i couldn’t have said it better
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omeo 𖤐
@ihyomeoAug 22
white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisalign
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paige@BonerWizardAug 22
you laugh but this is the only safe food or drink in the united states of America
Matt Lindner (@mattlindner) profile pictureMatt Lindner@mattlindnerAug 21
Have you ever found yourself eating a Pop Tart and thinking "Man, I really wish this Pop Tart could get me drunk"? GOOD NEWS usatoday.com/story/money/foo…
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Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyAug 22
Paramount Slams Mark Ruffalo Merger Attack as 'Antisemitic,' Says Company Does Not 'Tolerate Prejudice of Any Kind' variety.com/2026/film/news/p…
Paramount Slams Mark Ruffalo Merger Attack as ‘Antisemitic,’ Says Company Does Not ‘Tolerate...

Paramount Slams Mark Ruffalo Merger Attack as ‘Antisemitic,’ Says Company Does Not ‘Tolerate...

David Ellison's Paramount is hitting back at an attack from actor Mark Ruffalo, accusing the company of using destructive tech to aid Israel.

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