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SKOL Vikings | Northstars not Wild | Rock Chalk Jayhawk | SKI-U-MAH Technology Jedi | Dog Lover 🐕| Crypto Enthusiast | Talented at Drinking and Armchair GM’ing

Minneapolis, MN
Joined March 2013
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Waking up today and eating breakfast after the first round of the #NFLDraft as a #Vikings I feel like Raymond K Hessel. “Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.” @thorku
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I got caught up in a new game & just let @AppleTV just go on its own in the background & I was passively watching that Platonic show. Is it or is it not @Sethrogen entire goal to one up every wardrobe and phone case choice with a dumber more outrageous fit? I kinda feel like it..
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He literally has an entire floppy banana as like an appendage on his phone case.. and nobody at all looks at him awkwardly ever lol
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BREAKING: Charlie Kirk is in critical condition, according to the AP. "Kirk is being treated and is in critical condition, a law enforcement official briefed on the shooting told The Associated Press." Keep praying.
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CHARLIE KIRK SHOULD NOT DIE FOR HAVING A PEACEFUL DIALOGUE WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREES WITH
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And 4 of 8 recent graduates of the #SKOL and KOC #Vikings QB rehab school. Want to leave and get paid? Come backup in MN.. Come on down Cooper Rush, we like your moxy.
QB deals so far: 🏈Sam Darnold Seahawks: 3 years, $100.5M 🏈Justin Fields Jets: 2 years, $40M 🏈Daniel Jones Colts: 1 year, $14M 🏈Jimmy Garoppolo Rams: 1 year, $4M 🏈Zach Wilson Dolphins: 1 year, $6M 🏈Josh Dobbs Patriots: 2 years, $8M 🏈Jarrett Stidham Broncos: 2 years, $12M 🏈Nick Mullens Jaguars: 2 years, $6.5M Still out there: Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson, Mac Jones, Gardner Minshew, Jameis Winston, Joe Flacco, Marcus Mariota, Cooper Rush, Jacoby Brissett, Drew Lock, Trey Lance, Carson Wentz, amongst others.
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Promises made and promises EXCEEDED!!!
🚨 BREAKING: Trump just WON'T STOP! The President just dropped ANOTHER executive order that could reshape the entire federal government. Here's what you need to know... 🧵 1/
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What exactly does the Department of Treasury need to spend $206.5M on Credit Cards.. Whatever it is.. make a RFP, get a bid, authorize a PO & get a discount, don’t be telling me that you send some poor schmuck out every work day to buy 17,000 black ink printer cartridges 😳
The US government currently has ~4.6M active credit cards/accounts, which processed ~90M unique transactions for ~$40B of spend in FY24. DOGE is working w/ the agencies to simplify the program and reduce admin costs - we will report back in 1 week. smartpay.gsa.gov/about/stati…
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🚨🚨CONSPIRACY THEORY NO MORE, Two reasons why fraudulent SSN’s were provided to illegals by Democrats. A: 10,000 illegals using the same exact Social Security number voted in Arizona 2020 presidential elections. B: The reason the radical Democrats don’t want an audit of social security fraud is because they’re scamming off a 1.7 trillion dollar slut fund. It’s BEYOND MASSIVE. He warned us long time ago…
Just learned that the social security database is not de-duplicated, meaning you can have the same SSN many times over, which further enables MASSIVE FRAUD!! Your tax dollars are being stolen.
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Going on at least 2 hours now that @nflnetwork has left CB: Jahdae Barron misspelled on Lance Zierlein Mock Draft scrolling across the screen. #NFLDraft2025
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This ruling is absolutely insane! How on Earth are we supposed to stop fraud and waste of taxpayer money without looking at how money is spent? That’s literally impossible! Something super shady is going to protect scammers.
New York Judge Paul Engelmayer just forbade all political appointees — including Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent — from accessing Dept. of Treasury data, all based on Blueanon conspiracy theories!! Those theories couldn't be challenged because the order was EX PARTE — meaning Trump's lawyers weren't warned, and couldn't weigh in. Only Democrat Attorneys General were allowed to argue. The judge cites no law or logic to support this unprecedented order, because it defies both. The judge’s ruling is, in essence, that Scott Bessent simply occupies a ceremonial position without real power, like the King of England. This is a grenade thrown into the functioning of the Treasury Department. It forbids the elected government from accessing information about budget and finances. Instead, only the permanent, deep-state government can know what's being spent. It means Scott Bessent's subordinates have far more power than Scott Bessent does. Democrat pundits who whine about the Constitution are liars, and will shred it the first chance they get. For now, the order is only for the next week, but if a court tries to make it permanent the Trump Administration should absolutely consider defying it. Better yet, SCOTUS should bar this judge from ever hearing similar cases again, and every Democrat lawyer involved should be sanctioned.
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WATCH The Ultimate BIG BALLS Music Video The New Anthem For DOGE Is Here! Please Share This Vital Report Watch Our LIVESTREAM Here: nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1PlJQMvYW…
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Roughly $15B/year is spent on utilities & maintenance of unused US government buildings domestically & internationally!
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Initial adjusted player rankings post-Shrine/Senior Bowl are live on the @PFF Mock Draft Simulator Rankings in the MDS are starting to reflect more of what we believe the NFL thinks for updated realism PFF.com/mock
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Please @TampaBayTre for the love of God 🙏 update PFF draft simulator rankings. Nolen, Harmon, Belton, Zabel, Rivers, Bryant, Alexander, etc… the system is unusable as long as 100 players are wildly out of rank. @thorku
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Couldn’t have said it better myself ✊ Please wake up ppl 🇺🇸
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This is the stuff that makes me wonder wtf @PFF is doing with their software where I’m left perplexed 🤔 Why on earth would the Vikings draft a QB in the 3rd round over a Guard?? At this point we need mom’s advice, “if you don’t have anything nice to say..” #SKOL
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🚨BREAKING: Pro-Trump Georgia State Senator Colton Moore, who took down corrupt DA Fani Willis last year, was arrested and pushed to the ground while attempting to attend the State of the State session. He is being held in an Atlanta jail.
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