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Always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter who makes stairs. Romans 5: 3-4

New York, USA
Joined June 2009
imagine watching this and not thinking Peyton is the GOAT, Brady could never
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The fact you could show someone this tweet at multiple points over the last few seasons and it would be accurate…
Chris Ballard should be fired after today Shane Steichen should be fired after today Daniel Jones should be benched after today What else am I missing?
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On this day, 94 years ago
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Kicking & Screaming was a foundational text for 8-10 year old me.
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The Social Network is my favorite movie of all-time, and I’m not foolish enough to think Social Reckoning will be half as good. I’m just begging it to be decent…
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2026 movies’ outlook on the future of humanity: Project Hail Mary: it’s gonna be ok if we all work together! The Odyssey: this generation is lost, but civilization will rebuild! #Digger: it’s all pointless, nothing can be changed or saved because we’re run by idiots
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Seated for Avengers: #Endgame Encore. Saw this film 7x in theaters back in 2019, hoping to recapture some of the old magic
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Tracking my #TheOdyssey theater trips @letterboxd
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Round 4: IMAX 70mm #TheOdyssey
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Round 5: IMAX 70mm (for a third time; the sort of greed they spoke of in the Bible) #TheOdyssey
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IMAX 70mm tickets secured
i am the friend in charge of securing dune 3 tickets
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Fandango just outright stopped selling AMC Lincoln tickets, they said Dune ain’t worth all the headaches and crashings 😭
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no movie is foreign to me because i walk this earth considering every human a brother
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Apparently a scientist trying not to lose his security clearance is supposed to be more entertaining than this
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when you open a pack of gum in class and everyone starts asking for some
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ya dis nolan best work and by a margin lmfaooo sorry
“And if the Russians know about it already from a *spy*…at Los Alamos…”
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