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Middle aged guy with a long love of horror, action, and other films. Also, animals, we have Indy, a nice cat.

Britain
Joined March 2009
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Oh like you don't have a human skull bowl on your table
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KATY PERRY. Google 'Russell Brand'. Just once. It'll save you a lot of shit later on. /via @richmcauliffe_
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This splits my brain in half. Awesome logic, but a lot of effort. Maybe a drink first.
The ideal date to take someone on is an escape room experience. In a single date you'll find out how intelligent they are, whether they are proactive or lazy, how well they work as a team/pair, and how easily they fold or snap under pressure.
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People who use fruit machines at a motorway service station need to seek professional help for their addiction.
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It's mad to think there are thousands of people, perfectly normal, sane individuals, who believe that crystals have magical powers and put them out on a full moon to "charge" them. Mind boggling
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Airport drinking culture is bizarre. It's basically only us who do it. You either keep on drinking and arrive pissed, or stop after 1-2 and arrive all tired and groggy. Neither is a good idea.
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Oye, no aprendieron nada de Brasil? Siguen citando cuentas de ultra derecha para un comentario tonto o chiste weón. Y les siguen regalando visibilidad y más exposición. Silenciar, ignorar, criticar con pantallazo. Más avispaos.
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Watched and enjoyed Ice Cream Man. Ignore the clickbait headlines if you fancy a fun gory new horror. We don't always have to agree with every decision made by a director in order to enjoy a film 🙂
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It's been an excellent Halloween season/holiday from work. Many treats given tonight and the display went down well. Also new air fryer and dishwasher in place, some healthy walks, wine, and good food. I am refreshed.
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Cleaned out an old building last month and came away with 30 CRT TVs. I did the best thing possible when you have kids. I dressed them up in safety gear and we each got to use a claw hammer to smash in one screen. They'll remember that for the rest of their lives.
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🎃 HALLOWEEN SALE: 30% off everything on Shameless until midnight Sunday! 
HALLOWEEN NIGHT: THE BEYOND (1981) A room with a view of hell. 🏨 🧟
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Thematically dressed from head to toe 🎃
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120 treat bags handed out this evening, some cool costumes, and only a couple of kids needed reassuring it was safe 🎃
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I would never dream of taking a non-emergency call in public, or watching a movie or listening to music without headphones on a train or in a pub. The fact that so many people do says a lot about the current level of cuntyness and entitlement. Have a bit of fucking decency.
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A real Halloween treat! GHOSTWATCH: THE NIGHT THAT TERRIFIED BRITAIN, a new documentary on Channel 5, 9.15pm on Saturday night!
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Now watching what most will know better as Cellar Dweller. This needs a UK release.
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The debut of the air fryer was a success. Was fun watching it do its thing, as a new curiosity. 8 minutes later, a lovely fillet steak. Game changer.
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One episode of Crystal Lake left, and I've definitely enjoyed it. The sporadic but impressive gore works, and the cast are generally spot on.
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Tomorrow will be the debut of the new air fryer, our first. Genuinely quite excited by this, and bought two nice steaks as a treat with which to christen it.
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