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KATY PERRY. Google 'Russell Brand'. Just once. It'll save you a lot of shit later on. /via @richmcauliffe_
This splits my brain in half. Awesome logic, but a lot of effort. Maybe a drink first.
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People who use fruit machines at a motorway service station need to seek professional help for their addiction.
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It's mad to think there are thousands of people, perfectly normal, sane individuals, who believe that crystals have magical powers and put them out on a full moon to "charge" them. Mind boggling
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Airport drinking culture is bizarre. It's basically only us who do it. You either keep on drinking and arrive pissed, or stop after 1-2 and arrive all tired and groggy. Neither is a good idea.
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Cleaned out an old building last month and came away with 30 CRT TVs. I did the best thing possible when you have kids. I dressed them up in safety gear and we each got to use a claw hammer to smash in one screen. They'll remember that for the rest of their lives.
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🎃 HALLOWEEN SALE: 30% off everything on Shameless until midnight Sunday!
HALLOWEEN NIGHT: THE BEYOND (1981)
A room with a view of hell. 🏨 🧟
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I would never dream of taking a non-emergency call in public, or watching a movie or listening to music without headphones on a train or in a pub. The fact that so many people do says a lot about the current level of cuntyness and entitlement. Have a bit of fucking decency.
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A real Halloween treat! GHOSTWATCH: THE NIGHT THAT TERRIFIED BRITAIN, a new documentary on Channel 5, 9.15pm on Saturday night!
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Read my review of Ice Cream Man here - flickeringmyth.com/blu-ray-r… via @flickeringmyth



















