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I’ve deposited ~41k into crypto over the last 18 months most of it coming from a 20k amex personal loan, interest free credit cards, and contributing 0 into my 401k
Started out trading forex June 2023 waking up 3am everyday b4 work to trade london session, was apart of the first meme coin wave in December 2023 w/ no clue wtf i was doing, one the first coins i bought $Hemule (vitaliks cat) held for 2 months and sold deadass 2 days before it did a legitimate 80x
Spent a year brainwashed in an eth memecoin $OPCAT (satoshis cat) during the most spastic bull market for memes with a cult leader scammer dev who later flew me and my old roommate from college out to Cyprus for 10 days in a villa for a “core team” meetup, also got us to invest into the seed round of this “huge” desci utility coin called muhdo (check the chart💀)
Was up 5 figs multiple times throughout all this on a few other memes and roundtripped every single time without fail, fuck the screenshot curse
Finally started trading, instead of just holding on the same day that $Trump launched and i was in the bullshit $Ecash b4 they paid the dex on Trump with our banner😹😹 @MarcellxMarcell
Burned thru ~20k over the next 2 weeks trading in my bonk bot, looking back still had no clue what I was doing💀all the money was from selling my vested Muhdo coins (while they were still worth anything) and the scraps of my $OPCAT
Made what i thought would be my last deposit, mid February for 2.5k and started actually scanning/trenching fr and doing wht i should’ve done all of last year
After 3 months of fluctuating between 0-30 sol constantly, so much fucked shit and retarded monkey decisions, I finally blew my port to zero earlier this week
Strongly believe everything has happened for a reason, Dimitri has sharpened his diamond balls given from allah himself
This is my last deposit, 8 sol and I will turn this into 525+ sol by the end of June
525 sol Dimitri quits his bullshit investment consultant job and goes on the destined run to 8 figs inshallah
i missed solana:DDmGnuvroxVrb7CSyjYcezFU8gnAfhKasg4ZZezmpump cause i was out voting funny thing is tho if i would’ve seen both chairman and dior as the two top holders before it god candled there’s just no way i would’ve aped💀💀
and its a sad reality that thats immediately what i think when seeing two supposed “leaders” in our space
unironically been blasting this on my speaker all day while doing work for my corporate job after i paper handed 5 figs on this coin also🔥
current loanfolio update🧙🏿♂️
been working my corporate job for 3+ years now basically same amount of time i been in crypto with no tangible results
$500 to 8 figs no excuses or thinking abt the past it’s time to stop being broke
this shit is worse then when we had the airdrop meta in the spring what is going on😭
JUST IN: @PoorGoat_ is the second Pumpfun app user to earn over $500,000 in Callout Rewards 💛🐈
a year later still on my stoop eating my breakfast with no money
i remember this day clearly lmfao my port was so fucked from FTP and i bookmakred the post to come back to
i’m in a much worse situation now and market again feels fucked but there were multiple chances this past year for me to have legitimately made multi 6 even 7 figs
dimitri never loses hope no matter how bad things look and i still have the same amount of belief that ill make it
loanfolio will never die🧟♀️
how gay could you possibly be pushing a vamp like this paired with a stock
the whole idea was for the coin to literally just be a meme😭😭😭😭
people will waste volume on this rather then bid some nice goats in japan hard at work eating grass all day
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i didn’t buy the pvp cause i didn’t want to contribute to that cancer aspect of this space and the pvp flips the coin i was in instead
awesome!


























