Doing my best to nurture a business, a garden, a family and now two cats!
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Steven Melford retweeted
It is nonsensical that young children are included in the rule of six, even babies.
Large families are now essentially in isolation unable to see loved ones. It's not right.
A family get together in the garden is not the same as an indoor rave.
Live Minecraft update:
“I haven’t even got any rotting flesh to eat”
“I’ll drop some dirt, you make a hoe, we can plant some beetroot”
“Quick, kill that chicken”
Has a law been passed requiring Chris Kamara to be on every Christmas show!
#CrystalMaze #AllTogetherNow #michaelmcintyre
Best headline. Ever.
Bez gets Happy Mondays disqualified from Bargain Hunt special trib.al/9mddgGA
From Burnley...
564 Test wickets ✅
Congratulations on becoming the most successful fast bowler in Test history, @jimmy9!
👏👏👏
From Burnley....
James Anderson gets the record to seal the 4-1 series win for England!
He goes past Glenn McGrath for the most Test wickets by a fast bowler
es.pn/2Nfrrq4 #ENGvIND
Hilarious... After 6 weeks of leaping out of bed shouting “what are we doing today?”, it’s now the first day of school and the kids are all lying in!
I don’t know about you lot, but I’d like to see a version of The Trip where KP and Cookie travel countries sampling restaurants and doing impressions.
If anyone is interested in crazy dreams, can I recommend oysters followed by mussels in a Roquefort sauce.
Oral B have discontinued my 5-year old’s favourite toothpaste. Move to another option?
Nope.
She’s written a letter to the CEO demanding it be brought back.