Insufferable but correct 😌 Views and opinions are my own and do not represent my institution. nothing I say is medical advice. she/her.
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Obviously this tweet, like many tweets, requires some critical thinking. The outpatient peds clinic is not the place that people are usually receiving life-altering bad news so please uhhh think about it for a bit before you be weird about this
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I've heard "If you deliver bad news or assist in traumatic situations, do not wear a costume you can't take off in less than 10 seconds."
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Yeah because being told by a minion that your six year old didnt make it will make you chuckle.
Somehow it’s been six years since I lost my demon girl to FIP. However, it’s been almost three years since her little soul found me again 🖤 I hope she finds me in every life
Obsessed with my extremely pleasantly demented patient who told me that she was so happy to be waking up at my house and hanging out with me today 😂🩷
You ever cry so hard on a drive home that the unhoused person on the corner makes a face like 😟 and walks past you real fast to the next car
Single issue voter here! The single issue is, these dickbrained fascists should be launched directly into the sun
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Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
Tell me why this ************ resident walked into our patient’s room and said, “tell me about how you ALLEGEDLY had this symptom of *very serious condition*”
I think you should ALLEGEDLY meet me outside 🥊
I have a torn scapholunate ligament in my dominant hand and my surgeon was like, “…how are you doing literally anything with that shit”
