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Empress 🖤

@drrdemon

Insufferable but correct 😌 Views and opinions are my own and do not represent my institution. nothing I say is medical advice. she/her.

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Joined November 2012
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While I was getting tattooed over the weekend, there was a No Kings protest going by the shop and a Ukrainian artist just sighs and says, “your people need to learn about fire”
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Idk call me a fun ruiner but I don’t think patient care professionals should be wearing Halloween costumes. Another day of work for me = the worst/scariest/last moments of someone else’s life
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Somehow it’s been six years since I lost my demon girl to FIP. However, it’s been almost three years since her little soul found me again 🖤 I hope she finds me in every life
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Left is my demon girl in her original skin, right is her in her new one 👹
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I am the angry white lady whisperer
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Lender pre-approval ✅ Realtor ✅ Insurance outline ✅ In my condo buying saga… now what 😬
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Obsessed with my extremely pleasantly demented patient who told me that she was so happy to be waking up at my house and hanging out with me today 😂🩷
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You ever cry so hard on a drive home that the unhoused person on the corner makes a face like 😟 and walks past you real fast to the next car
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Single issue voter here! The single issue is, these dickbrained fascists should be launched directly into the sun
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@creatine_cycleOct 25
"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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@mitrajoy_Oct 25
yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism
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Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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Tell me why this ************ resident walked into our patient’s room and said, “tell me about how you ALLEGEDLY had this symptom of *very serious condition*” I think you should ALLEGEDLY meet me outside 🥊
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I have a torn scapholunate ligament in my dominant hand and my surgeon was like, “…how are you doing literally anything with that shit”
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I asked my patient if he was feeling better after the medications he was given and his mother said to me, "well you're the doctor, you should know."
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Having an MRI is similar to going through airport security because suddenly I’m irrationally worried I secretly have something I know I don’t, like a gun or a Prince Albert
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I always forget that Noah Wyle is in Donnie Darko
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Okay so my Eko stethoscope attachment stopped charging and I filled out the little inquiry form on their site to see if they could help me troubleshoot… and they just sent me a brand new attachment, replacing it free of charge?!? Customer for life now omfg
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A new research study was just published that showed that physicians swearing increased motivation, confidence, and adherence hahaha I love it. Personally, dropping the occasional swear works wonders for me with patient rapport
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Me: do you want me to call cardiology Upper level: no they don’t need to be involved Three hours later Upper level: you need to take initiative, you should have called cardiology I do not understand what the fuck you want from me lmaoooo
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Residency be like
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