Tweets & replies from @dsmart___ | teapawt

@dsmart___11 Oct 2025

I start my X journey today 11/10/25. Let’s see where this journey takes us💙

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You can't handle a small course alone in university but you are able to handle four sugar daddies and eight inches preeq

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You don't have skill acquisitions but you have skills to ride someone's son to coma

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Understand the fact +234 girls sees relationships as escape route from poverty

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Apart from toto +234 girls no get wetin to offer for relationship except incurable infections

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You wan use certificate wey CGPA dey like man City odds to apply for Exon Mobile Your case is really different 😂

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Make woman just know say you get better stable income. They go first carry belle wey no be you get put for your head just to escape lifetime poverty

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It's obvious that women are the ones who masturbate most

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@Roadconstructi85m

You are a bitch if you have a sexual partner before marriage as a woman.

You're a dog if you have more than three sexual partners before marriage as a man.

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We don't win using crooked means. We follow the process.

Arsenal go tear ACL 😂😂

Image from ParoChelsea (@paroworks)

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Football Martha

@Footballmartha5m

That's the only thing he's good at; cuteness.

@Trinityter777h

🚨🔵Rate Wesley Fofana cuteness on a scale of 1-100👀

Image from Trinity (@Trinityter77)

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@UnitedEra0015m

Your Goat no get BOAT you wan travel by sea ..🙄 You go sink oh 😂

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Who actually swear for finish us junior no try at all.

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@VictoryOkp235m

GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL! OSIMHEN!!! 1-0 GALATASARAY! VICTOR OSIMHEN OPENS THE SCORING AGAINST KONYASPOR! WHO ELSE?! OF COURSE IT’S HIM! THE NIGERIAN STRIKER DELIVERS AGAIN! WHAT A MAN!

Image from Victory (@VictoryOkp23)

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Two very useless clubs. 😭😭😂

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Fully Fit Fofana and Gusto against unripe Penders

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Marco palestra 🇮🇹

“TAP IN GOALS” GO ASK YAMAL IF THE TAP IN EASY

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@juliuseke1154m

Chelsea vs Manchester United — just imagine Chelsea mistakenly losing to this finished Manchester United tomorrow. Xabi Alonso, please, I will forgive your sins tomorrow if you beat Man U tomorrow and give Estevão some minutes. 🙏🏻

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Grace started it Grace will sustain it And Grace will finish it

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Person go enter Prison come back, and Manchester united never still win am. 😭😂

Five in a row starts against chelshit Be there 🫵

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@GonnersBlood53m

The formula for beating Liverpool at Anfield this weekend? 👀 Get Russo leading the line. Put Olivia on the left. And if Madueke needs some extra motivation, give him agbo jedi! 😂 We need pace, aggression and players ready to take the game to Liverpool. This is the way I'd go! ❤️🤍

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