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Comedian,Genius Dog, Clemson Fan, Herder of cats, Defender of truths, Loves frisbees, Pool days and Car rides.📐Cyber truck rider

Joined July 2024
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Seriously man, I need a feature length Muppet Pulp Fiction 😂😂😂😂
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THIS SHOULDN'T WORK. My Grok Bot didn't take a single trade for the first 2.5 hours. By 9am it had turned $280 into $3,412. I gave it one prompt focused on not blowing the stack and went to sleep. I didn't loosen a single rule. I didn't override a single decision. The only thing I touched was Ctrl+V. At midnight the notification said: 1,112 pairs scanned, 0 traded. "Filter killed everything that failed the rules." The first trade came around 1:30am, 8% of the stack. Here's what the desk actually did under strict RM: → SCOUT scanned 10,214 pairs on Pump.fun and Raydium → FILTER killed 98% (mint, LP, holders, volume, dev wallet) → ANALYST scored the 204 survivors, anything under 0.6 died → EXECUTOR entered at 8% of the stack, every single time → RISK cut losers at -6% and trailed winners after +12% → LOGGER wrote the reason for every single move 38 trades. 26 green. 12 red. Biggest single win: +$810. Biggest single loss: -$37. Zero trades broke the position size. Zero trades ran past the stop. $280 → $388 → $1,395 → $2,942 → $3,412 The exact prompt I used: Build me a fully autonomous Solana memecoin trading desk that prioritizes capital preservation. Create 6 specialized agents with hard handoffs (Scout, Filter, Analyst, Executor, Risk, Logger). Scout scans new pairs on Pump.fun and Raydium in real time. Filter must kill anything that fails: mint not revoked, LP not locked, top 10 holders >20%, volume under $50k last hour, dev wallet connected to previous rugs. Analyst scores every survivor from 0 to 1. Under 0.6 = no trade. Executor can only trade what passed every filter. Maximum 8% of current balance per trade. Never more. Risk sets hard stop at -6% and trails winners only after +12%. No averaging down. No revenge trades. Log the reason behind every trade and every rejection. Build a clean live terminal with balance, agent activity, and equity curve. Paper first, then live. Run overnight and give me the full recap in the morning. No code from me. I pasted it. I went to bed. I woke up to $3,412 and the stack still intact. Full agent configs and terminal setup are below ↓ Bookmark this before you open another chart tonight. The full build is in the article below ↓ The whole build is in the post below ↓ Comment " Grok_Bot " 2️⃣ Like and Repost 3️⃣ Follow me @FutureGirlAi I'll DM you the complete setup.
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Amen 🙏
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生地こね職人の朝は早い
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This is what I call enjoying life 😅
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The little turtles are enjoying their spa day
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Yalnız bir kertenkele, dişiyi görünce hemen aşk için harekete geçer.
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This is a gray Ezo squirrel, a subspecies of the Eurasian red squirrel found on the Japanese island of Hokkaido
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At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
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This Claude bot on Polymarket made $78,083 in 5 days. Nobody built it to be smart. They built it to be fast. $7 → $3,595 $30 → $11,063 $142 → $13,356 $1,205 → $37,939 I found this wallet three days ago. Spent 48 hours reverse engineering every trade. Same markets. Same logic. Over and over. Watch BTC price. Compare to Polymarket odds. Enter when they don’t match. Exit when they do. While you were analyzing charts — this bot was already in and out. While you were deciding — it was compounding. While you were sleeping — it was printing. Most traders try to be right. This bot just tries to be faster. $78,000 in 5 days. Just Claude. Running a loop. I don’t know who built this. But I know how they did it. And it’s all in the article below. Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment the word 'Claude' 2. Like and Retweet this post 3. Follow me @ZayvenKnox
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This is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen! 🤩😵This is a Tailorbird. You will see why! 👏
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is AI. The Tailor Bird is real and does 'sew', but a Tailor Bird's nest is usually a mix of leaves, fluff and sticks, and the 'sewing' is a tacking thread or two - not a neat line of many identical stitches. nhm.ac.uk/discover/the-b… australiangeographic.com.au/nature-wildlif…
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The Most Powerful Prayer 🙌
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This trader gave Claude $44 and one question. Not “what should I build.” Not “how do bots work.” He asked: what’s the easiest way to consistently extract money from short-term mispricing. No lecture. No disclaimer. No theory. It said: find small windows where the market is off by a few percent. Quietly. Repeatedly. At scale. Then it dropped a wallet. stargate5 $165,618 profit 16,279 trades Joined November 2025 He almost skipped it. Then he opened the activity. No predictions. No narratives. Just micro trades on 5–15 minute windows. Over and over and over. Tiny edges. Constant flow. The entire strategy: scan for mispricing above ~6% enter instantly redeem at $1 repeat. He asked Claude how this keeps working. It said: you don’t need big wins. You need a small edge executed thousands of times at near-even conditions. Volume handles the rest. He asked: what kind of capital this started with. Claude: based on sizing — probably under $1,000. Compounding did the rest. He went through the trades manually. Same pattern every time: short window mispriced odds fast execution instant settlement No randomness. No luck. The same edge, repeated 16,279 times until it turned into $165K. He asked Claude one last thing. What do you call this strategy? It said: capturing the gap between panic pricing and actual probability on repeat. At scale, that gap becomes income. Still running. You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day. Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment the word 'Trade' 2. Like and Retweet this post 3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)
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$45,918 profit in 24 hours💰💰 Using only: • A Mac Mini • OpenClaw • One AI prompt. → No trading experience. → No coding skills. → Just automation. This bot runs 24/7 on Polymarket. The results: • ~$50k/day potential • Trades ETH, SOL, XRP markets • 5–15 min market cycles • Fully automated Manual trading is dying. AI trading bots are the new meta. Want the exact set-up? 1️⃣ Like & Repost 2️⃣Comment “Claw” Follow @OWilson_bee so, I’ll DM you the guide.
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Now wait a minute, what’s this? The amalgamation of two great movies, sort of. Can you guess which two? 🤣😂😜
🤖 Made with AI
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So true
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“LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!” God, I miss Chris Farley so much. 😂😭
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Hey US Government, can you fix the roads you taxed me to build, so I won't fuck up my car you tax me annually to drive, that I payed for with the income you also tax, that I park at my home that's highly taxed? Thanks, -Every US citizen
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Ismo: The most complicated English word is "ass".
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She has fantastic use of their left and right brain...
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