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amber

@dumbamber

im having so much fun

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Joined August 2012
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same old story
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brought 5 raw carrots to work for lunch, housed them all in 10-15 minutes and almost immediately threw up in my office trashcan
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just happened again btw
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why do celebrities get free things when they are the only ones who can afford it. i spent 300 dollars today and had to take an alprazolam. i’m going to kill someone
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eating raw celery with noise cancelling headphones on and i thought my house was getting shot at
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@doxie_gayOct 19
terrible times
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On this day 19 years ago, the internet ordered "None Pizza With Left Beef".
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hey you smell kinda gay
elmo 🇩🇴🇭🇹🇵🇭🇨🇳 (@steeeambyshelly) profile pictureelmo 🇩🇴🇭🇹🇵🇭🇨🇳@steeeambyshellyOct 15
Boring
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you are evil and feeling guilty so you “found religion”? why dont u try something original like becoming a good person
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number one: shape of head
Sofia Coppium (@indianloonie) profile pictureSofia Coppium@indianloonieOct 13
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whatever is wrong with me makes me unable to eat in the same room as any halloween or easter decorations
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suddenly i’m nonbinary
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@basedmotionOct 13
Women have a level of patience with us that we genuinely don’t deserve
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hoping this leads to men courting other men in disguise only to meet up and kill each other because they “aren’t gay”
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@RavenismeeeOct 13
The era of AI-generated e-girl influencers is officially here.
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in middle school a kid two years older than me was making fun of my big ass nose and i kicked him down the stairs and i never saw him again
@FightStorage (@FightStorage) profile picture@FightStorage
@FightStorageOct 13
She can’t fight, she’s just a bully 🤦‍♀️
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Replying to @Pringles
@Pringles i have a flavor idea dm me
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two actually
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family dinner today
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mar 🎃@kantozardOct 9
flying over the streets that raised me
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who cares man #whocares Who Cares whocares.com
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and now what do we think this means
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it’s think of me thursday are u thinking
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