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$100 Trillion AUM. IQ 50. Crypto quant hedge fund. Winner of 2021 “Miss Information” pageant. PHD University of Phoenix. Landlord rights activist. Merch in link

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Joined May 2021
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I feel like we’re all gonna lowkey get to the pearly gates & find out we’re going to hell for eating factory farmed meat
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A Somali warlords daughter got into congress with fake ID and fake credentials but there’s no voter fraud guys.
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HOLY SH*T 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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I'm pretty sure I lost 2 accounts because I said Ilhan was married to her brother from 2018-2020.
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The doomers saying Ilhan Omar won’t get deported need to shut the hell up this is my Christmas & 4th of July combined
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#BREAKING: Trump admin to seize half a block tied to a Somali fraud network in Minnesota.
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Reclaim Baja California next what the hell is going on with that
TRUMP: New Mexico should immediately change its name to New America. We are not Mexico, we are the United States of America! The name would add great value and prestige to the State! Home Values and Incomes would rise, and you would be even prouder while saluting our beautiful American Flag! Maybe even the Crooked Elections, that New Mexico is known for, would become honest again! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Obsessed with the Ilhan Omar investigation lowkey gonna Clancy out if she doesn’t get deported
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Foids are not asking for this btw. We just order normal yoga shorts and these arrive . No warning about the wedgie. It happened to me just yesterday. Moid designer for sure . Fantastic material. Will wear . Hands are tied
are we really all gonna pretend that this isnt kind of a weird design choice
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If you are a foid and this has happened to you please comment #metoo
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I think we need to switch to brunettes for White House press secretary.
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Was just carded at Yard House
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JUST IN: Trump administration is reportedly building a case to strip Rep. Ilhan Omar of her U.S. citizenship & deport her to Somalia. — WSJ
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Yt ppl dumb for working
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Ilhan Omar's home raided by ICE agents
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Hungry people are fucking fat asses now
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Poor people are not hungry and they haven’t been for like 40 years. They’re obese . I am a wealthy white woman on a diet trying to fit into my loveshackfancy size 2 dresses from 3 years ago. I am the one who is hungry. Use your empathy on me
Because Republicans keep shifting more of the tax burden from the ultra rich onto the rest of us. And they've done such a good job of propogandizing you that you're mad hungry people get a little more food, instead of being mad at the rich who don't pay their fair share anymore
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