Derric Johnson

Hey @DanielWhiteson, I have 2 questions about Do Aliens Speak Physics. First, where are the footnotes for page 196. Second, why did you introduce me to Nancy Cartwright? I might never sleep again.

Any US Senator or Congressperson who votes for any appropriations to ICE or Border Patrol is complicit in these murders. @amyklobuchar @TinaSmithMN

Welp, good thing @MNUFC just signed tough guy Joseph Rosales to a new contract this summer.

I think I might be done with @EASPORTSFC. It doesn't feel anything like the sport anymore. It's all massive scorelines, offense spinning in circles and glitched skill moves.

I'm watching The Terminal List: Dark Wolf and I'm not even sure if @prattprattpratt was even on set during those first couple episodes or if they were literally phoned in. I get that he's busy, but they couldn't try any harder to cut and edit Pratt into shots.

Hey @Twins, maybe the number of empty seats in the lower sections should tell you something about ticket prices.

Hey @AnthonyHopkins, let's pull a Reverse @Wrexham_AFC. Instead of young Americans and Canadian actors buying a Welsh team, a Welsh actor can buy an American team. Meet @mplscitysc, let's make a reality series navigating the hell scape that is the @ussoccer lower levels.

Hey @VisitCA, where are all your fans for the @USMNT? Y'all don't deserve to host.

Wow, @ArborSci should be ashamed of some of their pricing. $149 for a digital lab manual? $84 for a plastic inclined plane with no way to incline it included? $920 for an aluminum track with vacuum? Grow up. You're supplying schools, not the US military.

Creep tried to solicit a child. I hope his wife leaves him and his kids never speak to him again.

Hey @EASPORTSFC, y'all need to implement a halftime or after forfeit feature for Rivals. If you guys won't crackdown on smurfing and alt accounts, give us a way to not be forced playing the game. I'll take the L instead of another frustrating half.

I have the greatest @Carra23 #FUT25 card. Target Forward++, Advanced Forward++, Power Shot+, Power Header+, and 5 Skill/4 WF. He's my captain, takes pens, and scores an embarrassing number of crosses. Long live evolutions.

I just voted; you should, too. – at Minnetonka, MN

Because decency and decorum, is there anything preventing me from wrapping a thin crust #pizza up like a #burrito? – at Golden Valley, MN