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half-human creature thing. evil lesbian bartender. cat whisperer. cartoons/zelda/movies/other things. devoted wifeguy to @_phunkeeπŸƒπŸŽ¬

27YO THEY/IT
Joined January 2021
don't talk to me unless i've had my wife pill πŸ›‘πŸ€š
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Early Bird Killed In Freak Worm Accident
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i once got temp banned from facebook for calling this guy cunty
Character design so good they had to use it for the poster
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just got the teeniest tiniest christmas stockings for abbey and brad and giggled to myself all the way to checkout
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dunkin drive thru employee said she loved my danglers
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I don't want you hanging around with that Ghidorah guy
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stinky snack plate cleared
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if it's funny enough, during
how long after sex is it acceptable to write a tweet
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godzilla weekend approaches...
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anybody else get really scared when u think about the fact u actually have to die someday or is that just me haha
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sea salt cracker, garden veggie cream cheese, pepper and artichoke bruschetta, pickled red onion
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My painting SEA COTTAGE
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When does my big boy weiner come in
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who up getting they Bug eaten
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i've cried three times this morning because i miss my wife
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J. M. Barrie's My Lady Nicotine (1896) β€” A genre-defying work by the creator of Peter Pan about the pleasures of smoking: publicdomainreview.org/colle…
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person who just can't help themselves from doing gay stuff in baldurs gate 3
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roz retweeted
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