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🐺 Dog Trainer / Social Media Sales Strategy Expert 📲 Featured in Forbes, ABC, FOX, Yahoo & More!

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
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I am ready to leave Instagram permanently. It’s been fun but at this point it doesn’t make sense to contribute to a platform that doesn’t have original creators at its forefront. The algorithm game & clout chasing has gotten to a point I can’t support or be part of any longer.
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I predicted the President would have this deal done by June 14th. This was never going to be a long war. Congratulations to the President and his team for getting this done by his birthday. Happy 80th Birthday to @realDonaldTrump
“The Deal with Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete. Congratulations to all!” President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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JUST NOW: Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. President Donald Trump held a phone conversation today. Putin congratulated Trump on his 80th birthday. Trump was touched, thanked him, and noted that Putin was the first foreign leader to call.
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🚨🚨BREAKING: President Trump says the deal with Iran is “now complete” and authorizes the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz and removal of the U.S. naval blockade, after Pakistan’s prime minister said the U.S. and Iran had reached a peace deal to end military operations on all fronts. 🚨🚨
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The Odyssey will have amazing action, terrible audio, awful dialogue and a very simple story to follow. I predict it will have less than a 70% rotten tomato & audience reviews 50% or less.This might be Christopher Nolan’s last big movie. 100% his worst movie ever. #theodyssey
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NOW: President Trump gets a laugh as he hosts King Charles at the White House. "I want to congratulate Charles on having made a fantastic speech today at Congress." "He got the Democrats to stand, I've never been able to do that."
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BREAKING: The Bitcoin conference saw a record low turnout this year, with only a few dozen attendees. Several speakers also didn’t show, and the event ended 4 hours early.
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I enhanced the security footage from last nights assassination attempt using AI. The footage was extremely low quality and it seems AI made up some things to fill in the gaps, but gives a better view of what took place.
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BREAKING: President Trump has shared footage of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting and a photo of the suspect.
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Right before Trump is rushed off stage… a man holds up a card 👀 One second later, Melania reacts with an expression of horror on her face 😳 He is a “mentalist” named Oz Pearlman who was performing. I believe we just witnessed something much darker than we want to realize…
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With the progression of AI and the capabilities it has, I am almost convinced the smart move is to delete everything I’ve ever posted on the internet. A social media exodus is about to happen in the next 3 years. If I disappear you know why.
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The Internet is divided into 3 categories. People who make original content, people who use other people's content to make their own content & then people who comment on content. Top Tier is the best Second Tier is desperate Third Tier is pathetic #socialmedia
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If we can’t drink tapwater and glass and plastic bottles of water are contaminated with micro plastics, does that mean there is no water in the USA that are safe to drink? How is this not a major news story! #water #microplastics #springwater #usa
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There’s a corrective rebalancing happening in America right now. The extreme left and right are both getting back to normal. Will be become United again? #IranWar‌ #Trump
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Speaking with saf simone, Saman Ebtehaj, ⁨ᡣ𐭩 Sheri⁩, AMIR ARDALAN SA, and SHAAM NURAANI clubhouse.com/room/8dWS65qAY…
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