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Reality's for people who can't face drugs

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maybe life ain't that bad after all
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スケベチャイナ🥞 ごめんね
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cw: blood🩸 MORE vampire #shuake
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>AI bubble pops >AO3 down for 2-4 weeks
$260 Billion wiped out from the US stock market in last 10 minutes.
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Switching from frutiger aero yams to coderot yams
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This is what The Cure sounds like tbh when you're not in the mood to listen to em
“You have to listen to Joy Division!” Joy Division:
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se ha caído ao3? ni me enteré. de hecho, no me importa. avisadme cuando se caiga "don quijote de la mancha" de miguel de cervantes de la estantería, entonces ahí sí que me preocuparé
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CHIBI REVIEWS’ WIFE LEAKS HIT THE TIMELINE
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Buster Keaton in The Haunted House (1921)
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Alcohol is a hilarious drug it turns you into a jolly retard or an evil demon pretty quickly
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fool me once it’s okay i love you fool me twice it’s okay i still love you
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"Claude clone this nigga, make no mistakes"
here's a video of my brain
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Happy 88th Birthday to Ralph Bakshi!! 🎂🎉
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Replying to @texturedprotein
first up: Tip Your Fucking Bartender it’s not optional lmao??? 10% is fine, i get it, we’re all broke! but bartenders make $2.83 per hour before tips. so if it’s a busy night, but no/low tips, you’re just killing us. we don’t make a sales percentage! and $1 on a $30 tab is a joke
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Nahhhh my playlist is so random. It went from Deftones to The Beatles LMAOOOO. My eclectic taste leads to quite humorous juxtapositions.
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men wake up with boners because they’re sluts made to be used
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*paws at you* i was an undesirable child *paws at you* i was an undesirable child *paws at you* i was an undesirable child *paws at you* i was an undesirable child *paws at you* i was an undesirable child *paws at you* i was an undesirable child *paws at you*
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The Bakshi Birthday Blast starts tomorrow, Thursday, Oct 29th!
Happy 88th birthday to Ralph Bakshi. @ralphbakshi
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