If everyone thatβs on x money who liked this post sends me $1, Iβll buy the new iPhone with proceeds and record myself banging a local milf and send it to you. Other proceeds will go to planned parenthood. Lmk if interested
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How it feels to steal your moms favorite sundress and put on $86 worth of your sisters makeup before going to terrorize women in their own bathrooms
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Hey man sorry I can't pick up the phone right now someone's hot autistic mom is trying to fuck me cause I offered to buy her faggot son some robux
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Was sitting across a very cute woman on the subway earlier and noticed she appeared to have an older model IPhone. I attempted to airdrop her a risky meme in a flirtatious manner and I heard a loud black man at the end of the train go "MANE, WHO SENDING ME THIS GAY ASS SHIT!"











