Emma 🗡

humble knowledge worker forced to inhabit physical realm to earn wage

beach

successful weekend snooping through various secondhand bookshops

we're in an airbnb for the weekend and theres a scientific calculator here and 5yo has been locked in doing sums all morning he loves it more than the ipad im gonna be sick

special interests: the alphabet, elves, being gay, gay elves, etc

I hope he kills me 500 more times

I’m so good at being 36 my whole life has been leading up to being 36

listening to synthwave on youtube with subtitles on. delightful.

a billion years ago I had a stroke and drs said I’d never walk or talk again and now I’m living my dream life: sitting at my computer everyday writing gay elf fantasy DONT STOP BELIEVING

playing ‘opposites’ with 4yo and he said the opposite of fire is no fire ok mary kate