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Ed Avern

@edwardavern

I'm a writer, tv producer, GM, gooner, geek and pizza lover based in South London. All views are my own.

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Joined April 2010
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And don’t forget to pick up the last issue, featuring my story ‘For The Love of Lady Starshine’. #writing
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Utterly appalling service from @jessops. They delivered me an empty box, took over a month to respond to a formal complaint, and after over 2 months are now claiming it's an error at my end (it's not) and are refusing to replace the £1600 camera. Do not use.
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Making this was a wonderful experience. Hugely proud of the film, and can't wait for the screening this coming Saturday. Thanks to absolutely everyone who helped make it a reality! @londonoriana #documentary #videography
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Personal Statement
Personal Statement For immediate release In the spring of 1991, in a playground in Southeast London, I was engaged in conversation with fellow classmates in the topic of association soccer. I recognise now that I was gloating, in a way that was antagonistic, following the recent success of Arsenal Football Club. A fellow (unnamed to protect the innocent) pupil, declared that he was a supporter of West Ham United Football Club. I retorted, “West Ham? More like Wet Spam” in what to my juvenile mind was a witty insult. I recognise now that words have power, and it was entirely inappropriate for me to mock that fine football institution. For that, I am truly sorry.

ALT Personal Statement For immediate release In the spring of 1991, in a playground in Southeast London, I was engaged in conversation with fellow classmates in the topic of association soccer. I recognise now that I was gloating, in a way that was antagonistic, following the recent success of Arsenal Football Club. A fellow (unnamed to protect the innocent) pupil, declared that he was a supporter of West Ham United Football Club. I retorted, “West Ham? More like Wet Spam” in what to my juvenile mind was a witty insult. I recognise now that words have power, and it was entirely inappropriate for me to mock that fine football institution. For that, I am truly sorry.

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Official Trailer | Danny Dyer: How To Be A Man | Channel 4 youtu.be/Vi0eehujy2Y?si=9Hom… via @YouTube Coming this Tuesday. Please share @SeagerMJ @PhilMitchell83 @men_are_human @mensrightsbunny @ManKindInit @CentreMalePsych @ShowmensCharity @MalePsychology @BBradley_Mans
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2/9 The staff, who number fewer than 20, had only just moved into Twitter's new office in Accra, Ghana, after working remotely for about eight months because of Covid. Here’s a picture of them at the time of the takeover – many of whom subsequently lost their jobs.
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Today is Olivier Giroud’s 37th birthday and to celebrate we’ve made a thread of Olivier Giroud worldies. One of the most underrated players ever. 👇🍿🧵
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Hi @SW_Help. I've just got a Touch Card and have activated Tap2Go. I understand it will charge me the best available ticket daily, but if I travel multiple times in the week will it work out to the cost of a weekly season ticket, or do I have to purchase that manually in advance?
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Anyone doing Fantasy Football this year? If so, feel free to join my league with code mt9fjh, or via the link below. fantasy.premierleague.com/le…

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Official Fantasy Premier League 2026/27. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site.

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Received “Your local #DHL Parcel UK driver called today at the delivery address at 14:21 to deliver your DHL Parcel parcel but there was no-one available” from @DHLParcelUK … when I was literally sat in the house waiting for the delivery. Utter disgrace.
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Tickets on sale now for our #Byrd400 concert @StGeorgesMusic featuring his 5 Part Mass & other seminal works by the Master of Polyphony interspersed with stunning contemporary reflections including works by @composerbray & @RGCWbaritone - BOOK TICKETS eventbrite.co.uk/e/masters-o…
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The idea this is some sort of fairytale moment is a crock of shit. But for the players, it is the culmination of a dream. They have worked their entire lives for it. If anyone at City deserves it, it is them. No time for the sportswashing club. But can admire the athletes.
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4 of 5 stars to The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle by Stuart Turton goodreads.com/review/show/56…
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4 of 5 stars to The King of Elfland's Daughter by Lord Dunsany goodreads.com/review/show/55…
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4 of 5 stars to Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley goodreads.com/review/show/55…
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The defaulting to “for you” is quicker and more annoying. I’ll be in a list and switch for a second and be kicked out of where I was.
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THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK was released 43 years ago today. One of Hollywood’s most popular films and most acclaimed sequels, the making of story is as huge as you’d expect. A THREAD 1/38
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Man City are a state run club, the can buy virtually who they like & they have 115 FFP charges brought against them by the Premier League. But I don’t believe this level of football & results is possible without the genius of Pep Guardiola. If they win the Treble this will be the best season we’ve ever seen from any team in this country. telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Even Saruman knew that the hobbit should have just taken the eagles to Mordor... #LotR
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*hobbits plural. Damn typos.
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Replying to @scalzi
Of course, it doesn't always go to plan....
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