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mentally, i'm still here @SweeneyToddBway
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G: Obviously we had 2 and a half--whatever--we didn't have much time to do all this. It's a lot of fun doing this kind of last chapter of the thing--the other one was--anyway, I don't know, I don't know. We got the eye again, that's cool. #MCRKOREA
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MY LAST DAY WORKING UNTIL 7PM EVER!!!!!! I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!
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Imagine being at Hamilton tonight
i finally understand how this feels.
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my feed is truly beautiful
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libbed out so hard i just got my 5th abortion today 😍
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blexas and mcr5 are real only thing left to do is fall in love
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If Texas goes blue I’ll post ass.
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HOW IT FEELS TODAY
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it feels so surreal to wake up after an election and feel hope
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In honor of Texas flipping blue, I, a Philadelphian, will say this once, and once only: How ‘bout them cowboys!
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so libbed out i just listened to yorktown from hamilton with tears in my eyes
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They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary
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i did not think it was going to happen
IF TEXAS FLIPS BLUE I'M POSTING ASS
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we had to sacrifice the eagles 2026 season but in exchange we got blexas, blarolinas, blohio, blansas
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literally my whole tl rn with the election results
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I’M GONNA GET THE BUC-EE’S BEAVER PREGNANT
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We’re having Lin-Manuel Miranda write a new national anthem tomorrow
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PENNSYLVANIA, WE WON THE TRIFECTA!!! 💙🎉 A Democratic governor. A Democratic House. And a Pennsylvania Senate we just FLIPPED BLUE! To every voter, volunteer, and supporter who made this possible: this is YOUR victory.
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i have to sleep but i'm libbing the fuck out
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Not since the Eagles spanked the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX have we seen a beatdown this bad
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