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dsc: eggballs (DMs open) ace/pan + AuDHD retired suicide bomber | 7x keyboard warrior of the year champ Age: 17-300 yrs old 🇵🇱

Joined August 2026
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this republican county thinks their votes matter🤣🤣 these are going in the river #StartTheSteal #StopFascismByAnyMeansNecessary #BlueWave
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Goodnight twitter, pretty good day today #inmyjammies
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At a con, I was given a sticker by a babyfur. At first I was grossed out, but then I realized I could put it on a random person's car.
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Replying to @MidnightRideFan
He might be like this because he got exposed for saying nigga despite not being one a while ago😹
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dont play with the "find a life" crowd bruh youll immediately get your comment section filled with months old docs that a combined population of maybe 4 people care about #SECAalert
hi lads, turns out i wanted to stir up "weekly discourse for the fun of it" Because of this discovery, i wanted to make it clear that i dont fuckin careeee about anything i post dude oh my god grow a pair of balls you fucking pussies sincerely, the eggballs management team.
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"career ending shit" and its relationship drama and "hes racist because he said BBC and o algo!!!!" there is no end to the hypocrisy brah
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hi lads, turns out i wanted to stir up "weekly discourse for the fun of it" Because of this discovery, i wanted to make it clear that i dont fuckin careeee about anything i post dude oh my god grow a pair of balls you fucking pussies sincerely, the eggballs management team.
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just saying for the future, 90% of my tweets are made while im bored out of my mind and trying to do something with my fingers for the sake of it and the other 10% is my sperging out about morality related shit, you will not see me being serious in posts like these, yk, obviously
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hate you all
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"Mein führer... co piszesz?" "Hmmm... myśle że zrobię kanapke... nazwę ją drwal"
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Jason might need to see a doctor
Rumoured duration of sex in GTA 6: Quick session: 15 seconds Average session: 30 seconds Long session: 1 minute
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Update on callout post against @/imkillcupid Spotify has documented my report and im currently waiting to see if stacys management will do the legal form
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Then cupid put the song back onto carlitos discography. He has also used fake nick mira beats. The verse that was stolen was from POORSTACY’s unreleased song nightmare. Ill put both clips in next post
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CALLOUT ON @/imkillcupid Mini 🧵 Unauthorized use of POORSTACY (carlito jr milfort) vocals on his album. It was taken down. Cupid put the album back up. Carlitos management had moved the poorstacy profile in the song to an unused profile (next post)
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gen alpha niggas coming to school with half the class killed by a 764 fag before the pledge of Israel, stomach bubbling from black plague lunch that look like RFK and the retarded english teacher from oklahoma starts reading AI christpilled malfoid erotica
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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Hi, will be using twitter less because i feel like this app is seriously contributing to me being a bad person so uh, I’ll try to replace this app with, Yk, real human to human contact Much love lads, discord in bio if you need anything or still wanna talk, cheers
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Be on twitter less ≠ not use twitter btw, I’ll still lurk sometimes but I’ll try to largely limit that usage and probably won’t be interacting much because of it, I’ll still try to acknowledge you all given it’s right to do so doe Okay for real this time, see you guys soon
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Twitter users will be like “18th birthday!! : 3” and have “MATURE AUDIENCES RECOMMENDED” in their bio like bitch you’re the immature audience!
GUESS WHO TURNED 18 TODAYYYY….
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Dad saw my weed cart plugged into the wall #oops
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