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Egg

@eggfromabird

egg priv - @eggafterdark1 18+!!!!!!!

 23 in human years
Joined January 2026
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what da hell is esex are you just moaning at each other on discord
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im pissing out of both ends rn
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not a single person what do i even pay you all for
Egg (@eggfromabird) profile pictureEgg@eggfromabird12h
does anyone have any good egg halloween puns i can steal and tweet for myself
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does anyone have any good egg halloween puns i can steal and tweet for myself
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guy wearing individual toe shoes on the train god damn
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rip patrick stewart man what the hell 😭😭
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ok this didnt quite happen but maybe friday
Egg (@eggfromabird) profile pictureEgg@eggfromabirdOct 27
this but like actually
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this but like actually
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not right now babe im jacking off all trades
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shut the fuck up bruh you on the same team 😭😭
Ned Fulmer (@nedfulmer) profile pictureNed Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
karma’s a bitch, huh?
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why my shit smell like ass
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can i sit too close to you and burp in your ear or are you not chill like that
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confess your sins to the egg. confess your love to the egg. confess. your fate is not yet sealed.
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jjjjjerking off
Matt Grimes (@TheMattGrimes) profile pictureMatt Grimes@TheMattGrimesOct 23
I refuse to participate in this until someone tells me what jjjjj is
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When I say "butt naked" it is a conscious choice not a mistake
Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) profile pictureMerriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterOct 23
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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ahoy matey. arghh.
ꨄ v𓏼enus ༝ remy's cowgirlᣟ݂𓂂❤︎ ͡ ֪ (@pisspegasus) profile pictureꨄ v𓏼enus ༝ remy's cowgirlᣟ݂𓂂❤︎ ͡ ֪@pisspegasusOct 23
Replying to @MarkDuplass
shudder isnt available in my country mr duplass. what now
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im scheduling this tweet for 3am when im dead asleep because the grind never stops #beast
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granny smith more like cousin rebecca
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genuinely one of the funniest things ive seen on here in a while
lesbian Lockjaw (@thefuniman1997) profile picturelesbian Lockjaw@thefuniman1997Oct 22
"flintlock would"
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its my day
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
Today is National Nut Day.
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eggybody look at baby evilhag drawing now thank
Baby EvilHag. (@thebabyevilhag) profile pictureBaby EvilHag.@thebabyevilhagOct 15
Replying to @eggfromabird
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