Saving the election world from ballots behaving badly, one target oval at a time. Vote is a 4 letter word.
Tampa Bay
Joined October 2013
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If you think the universe is demanding a piece of you, ask it if it wants to take it outside or if it wants to take it upstairs.
At least you’ll find out what piece of you the universe is interested in.
Y’all have no idea how hilarious it is for me to watch everyone go full Lord of The Flies meets theater kid levels of petty over a stupid hashtag I originated 10 years ago to get around a IRS social media policy rule.
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Juan Atkins, the Detroit producer and DJ who co-founded techno music, has died
pitchfork.com/story/juan-atk…
I can’t sleep. The only way to get through everything is to stay numb and throw myself into overfunctioning .
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I'm still pushing for a Nobel Prize for the Voyager team. Outlasted its mission by 45 years and counting. Incredible.
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I love that Halloween is immediately followed by daylight saving time. First we confront our mortality, then we fiddle with the microwave.
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Having daylight saving on Halloween night is actually a great ruse to get vampires to stay out past sunrise.
A trick or treater was terrified of my Ouija board. “Lady, you took the Halloween spirit too far!” 🤣
My Halloween so far:
Funeral Home
Christmas Store
I’m seriously considering volunteering to take the neighborhood kids trick or treating just to take my mind off of things.
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Hey folks, I have made my writing debut for Sportsnaut. Please take a few minutes to check it out if you can; every click helps.
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I had a full crash out earlier. I’ll spare everyone the details cause I don’t want to ruin everyone’s night.
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Ghost the Election Day lines by voting early! It’s the quickest way to cast your ballot.
Visit any of our 11-day Vote Centers on October 31st to get an exclusive Halloween-themed sticker while supplies last.
Give your friends a Halloween treat and let them know you’ve voted!
I bought a vinyl pressing of Mountain Goats “Tallahassee” and I started crying my eyes out and screaming the lyrics to Oceanographers Choice.
It hurts. I hate myself for everything I did that hurt him.
Thank you to everyone who has been kind to election workers over this time period. They work so hard to ensure a pleasant voting experience for all, and we don’t talk about this nearly enough.
Radio is playing Devo’s “Freedom of Choice “. It’s a sign, cause he loved Devo and tolerated my going into elections.
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Chester County Commissioner Josh Maxwell reports that a suspicious substance was found in a mail ballot. I am seeking more details.
